I betrayed Gutenberg for McLuhan long ago. - Chris Marker





I betrayed Gutenberg for McLuhan long ago.

- Chris Marker

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez





Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game.

- Paul Rodriguez

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. - Anonymous





A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

- Anonymous

Fatigue is the best pillow. - Benjamin Franklin





Fatigue is the best pillow.

- Benjamin Franklin

Stand up, on this Thanksgiving Day, stand upon your feet. Believe in man. Soberly and with clear eyes, believe in your own time and ...







Stand up, on this Thanksgiving Day, stand upon your feet. Believe in man. Soberly and with clear eyes, believe in your own time and place. There is not, and there never has been a better time, or a better place to live in.

- Phillips Brooks

Mr. Tweedy: What is it? Mrs. Tweedy: It's a pie machine, you idiot. Chickens go in, pies come out. Mr. Tweedy: Ooh, what kind of pie...


Mr. Tweedy: What is it?
Mrs. Tweedy: It's a pie machine, you idiot. Chickens go in, pies come out.
Mr. Tweedy: Ooh, what kind of pies?
Mrs. Tweedy: Apple.
Mr. Tweedy: My favourite.
Mrs. Tweedy: Chicken pies, you great lummox.

- Chicken Run

A chuckle a day may not keep the doctor away, but it sure does make those times in life's waiting room a little more bearable. - ...





A chuckle a day may not keep the doctor away, but it sure does make those times in life's waiting room a little more bearable.

- Anne Wilson Schaef

But it wasn't her fault! Ah - well - first, ahh, this shark chased us - yeah - yeah! And we tried to - but we couldn't - and - grrr...


But it wasn't her fault! Ah - well - first, ahh, this shark chased us - yeah - yeah! And we tried to - but we couldn't - and - grrrrrrrrr - and - and we - whoooaaaaaa - oh, and then we were safe. But then this seagull came, and it was this is this, and that is that, and...

- The Little Mermaid

Phoebe: A house for dolls. That's great. When I was growing up I had a barrel. Joey: You had a barrel for a doll house? Phoebe: No, j...




Phoebe: A house for dolls. That's great. When I was growing up I had a barrel.
Joey: You had a barrel for a doll house?
Phoebe: No, just a barrel.

- Friends

Christmas is forever, not for just one day, for loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away like bells and lights and tinsel, in some ...






Christmas is forever, not for just one day,
for loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away
like bells and lights and tinsel, in some box upon a shelf.
The good you do for others is good you do yourself...

- Norman Wesley Brooks, "Let Every Day Be Christmas"

Without labor nothing prospers. - Sophocles








Without labor nothing prospers.

- Sophocles

The only difference between men and boys... is the cost of their toys. - Author Unknown





The only difference between men and boys... is the cost of their toys.

- Author Unknown

Where's my dinner? - Pleasantville






Where's my dinner?

- Pleasantville

People find it hard to be both comic and serious, though life manages it easily enough. - Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's ...



People find it hard to be both comic and serious, though life manages it easily enough.

- Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

Anger is short-lived madness. - Horace









Anger is short-lived madness.

- Horace

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz






All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

- Charles M. Schulz

Colors are so hot this year? Neon oranges, lime green, hot pink. - Rose Brueggenman





Colors are so hot this year? Neon oranges, lime green, hot pink.

- Rose Brueggenman

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde




The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

- Oscar Wilde

It's a bit chilly at the moment but hopefully the sun will come out and warm things up a bit. That would be good for us. - Shivna...





It's a bit chilly at the moment but hopefully the sun will come out and warm things up a bit. That would be good for us.

- Shivnarine Chanderpaul

The thing about archery is that everyone can do it and everyone can have a good day at it. You don't have to be an expert. - To...







The thing about archery is that everyone can do it and everyone can have a good day at it. You don't have to be an expert.

- Tom Barker

Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own ve...



Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness.
We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways.

- Samuel McChord Crothers

Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important. - Janet Lane






Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.

- Janet Lane

By gaming we lose both our time and treasure - two things most precious to the life of man. - Owen Felltham





By gaming we lose both our time
and treasure - two things most
precious to the life of man.

- Owen Felltham

I was watching the technicians' face while she was first doing the ultrasound looking for a reaction of any kind, - Wayne Anderson...




I was watching the technicians' face while she was first doing the ultrasound looking for a reaction of any kind,

- Wayne Anderson

Designed to let people gather and meet other people, the dinner includes a 30-minute activity before each meal when clinic volunteers will...



Designed to let people gather and meet other people, the dinner includes a 30-minute activity before each meal when clinic volunteers will teach participants fun, easy ways to cook and prepare meals for themselves and for their families.

- Leslie Carter