When it snows, you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels. - Anonymous





When it snows, you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.

- Anonymous

Who can hope to be safe? who sufficiently cautious? Guard himself as he may, every moment's a...




Who can hope to be safe? who sufficiently cautious?
Guard himself as he may, every moment's an ambush.

- Horace

I love a piano, I love a piano I love to hear somebody play Upon a piano, a grand piano It simply c...


I love a piano, I love a piano
I love to hear somebody play
Upon a piano, a grand piano
It simply carries me away

I know a fine way to treat a Steinway
I love to run my fingers o'er the keys, the ivories

- Irving Berlin, "I Love a Piano"

Stewie: Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma!...


Stewie: Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma! Momma! Momma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mom! Mom! Mom!

Lois: WHAT!

Stewie: ...Hi! [runs out of room] Teeheeheeheehee!

- Family Guy

When we can't piece together the puzzle of our own lives, remember the best view of a puzzle ...




When we can't piece together the puzzle of our own lives, remember the best view of a puzzle is from above. Let Him help put you together.

- Amethyst Snow-Rivers

Toy manufacturers can make these products at a price parents will tolerate even if kids break th...





Toy manufacturers can make these products at a price parents will tolerate even if kids break them.

- John Barbour

Open your presents at Christmastime but be thankful year round for the gifts you receive. - ...






Open your presents at Christmastime but be thankful year round for the gifts you receive.

- Lorinda Ruth Lowen

There are some people who want to throw their arms round you just because it's Christmas, th...





There are some people who want to throw their arms round you just because it's Christmas, there are other people who want to strangle you just because its Christmas.

- Robert Lynd

Somewhere in time's own space There must be some sweet pastured place Where creeks sing on and ...


Somewhere in time's own space
There must be some sweet pastured place
Where creeks sing on and tall trees grow
Some paradise where horses go,
For by the love that guides my pen
I know great horses live again.

- Stanley Harrison

It's like the father who gives his son the same shirt each Christmas but in new wrapping pap...





It's like the father who gives his son the same shirt each Christmas but in new wrapping paper.

- Lucas Benitez

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Ev'rywhere you go; There's a tree in the...





It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go;
There's a tree in the Grand Hotel, one in the park as well,
The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow.

- Perry Como, "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas"

Do not praise the day before sunset. - Dutch Proverb





Do not praise the day before sunset.

- Dutch Proverb

I don't know what I feel about wearing my furs anymore. I worked so hard to have a fur coat,...





I don't know what I feel about wearing my furs anymore. I worked so hard to have a fur coat, and I don't want to wear it anymore because I'm so wrapped up in the animals. I have real deep thoughts about it because I care about the world and nature.

- Diana Ross

I'm dreamin' tonight of a place I love Even more then I usually do And although I know it&#...


I'm dreamin' tonight of a place I love
Even more then I usually do
And although I know it's a long road back
I promise you

I'll be home for Christmas
You can count on me

- "I'll Be Home For Christmas"

It is the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich





It is the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

- Marlene Dietrich

Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when...





Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious and, perhaps, foolish. Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to be himself.

- Francis C. Farley

How old are you? Seventeen. How long have you been seventeen? A while. - Twilight





How old are you?

Seventeen.

How long have you been seventeen?

A while.

- Twilight

Coming together is a beginning. Keeping together is progress. Working together is success. -...




Coming together is a beginning. Keeping together is progress. Working together is success.

- Henry Ford

Driving down the wrong road and knowing it, The fork years behind, how many have thought To pull up ...

Driving down the wrong road and knowing it,
The fork years behind, how many have thought
To pull up on the shoulder and leave the car
Empty, strike out across the fields; and how many
Are still mazed among dock and thistle,
Seeking the road they should have taken?

- Damon Knight, The Man in the Tree, 1984

“Fill ev'ry glass, for wine inspires us, And fires us With courage, love and joy. Women and...



“Fill ev'ry glass, for wine inspires us,
And fires us
With courage, love and joy.
Women and wine should life employ.
Is there aught else on earth desirous?

- John Gay

I named my kitten Rose - fur soft as a petal, claws sharper than thorns. - Astrid Alauda







I named my kitten Rose - fur soft as a petal, claws sharper than thorns.

- Astrid Alauda

I don't feel frightened by not knowing things, by being lost in the mysterious universe withou...



I don't feel frightened by not knowing things, by being lost in the mysterious universe without having any purpose, which is the way it really is, as far as I can tell, possibly. It doesn't frighten me.

- Richard Phillips Feynman

Night is a world lit by itself. - Antonio Porchia, Voces




Night is a world lit by itself.

- Antonio Porchia, Voces

One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. - Don Car...





One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.

- Don Carter

“Christmas is more than a time of music, merriment and mirth; It is a season of meditation, man...





“Christmas is more than a time of music,
merriment and mirth;
It is a season of meditation, mangers and miracles.
Christmas is more than a time of carols, cards and candy;
it is a season of dedication and decision.

- William Arthur Ward