First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, and then you forget to pull your zipper down. ...







First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, and then you forget to pull your zipper down.

- Leo Rosenberg

Vinyl has gotten to the point where it's exclusively for the collector, I guess. - Joshua Homme




Vinyl has gotten to the point where it's exclusively for the collector, I guess.

- Joshua Homme

Courtesies cannot be borrowed like snow shovels; you must have some of your own. - John Wanamaker





Courtesies cannot be borrowed like snow shovels; you must have some of your own.

- John Wanamaker

It's a good atmosphere, but different. It's dark all the time, and there's snow all over the place. - Riley Wallace




It's a good atmosphere, but different. It's dark all the time, and there's snow all over the place.

- Riley Wallace

A portrait! What could be more simple and more complex, more obvious and more profound. - Charles Baudelaire





A portrait! What could be more simple and more complex, more obvious and more profound.

- Charles Baudelaire

Life is too unpredictable to live by a schedule. - Anonymous





Life is too unpredictable to live by a schedule.

- Anonymous

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you...




I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row.

- Stephen Wright

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. - Andy Ro...





Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

- Andy Rooney

Beauty is how you feel inside, and it reflects in your eyes. It is not something physical. - Sophia Loren





Beauty is how you feel inside, and it reflects in your eyes. It is not something physical.

- Sophia Loren

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans. - Angus Young




There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.

- Angus Young

Everyone is gifted - but some people never open their package. - Anonymous







Everyone is gifted -
but some people never open their package.

- Anonymous

If you would hit the mark, you must aim a little above it; every arrow that flies feels the attraction of earth. - Henry Wadsworth Lon...




If you would hit the mark, you must aim a little above it; every arrow that flies feels the attraction of earth.

- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"I think I'll be a clown when I get grown," said Dill. "Yes, sir, a clown.... There ain't one thing in this worl...





"I think I'll be a clown when I get grown," said Dill. "Yes, sir, a clown.... There ain't one thing in this world I can do about folks except laugh, so I'm gonna join the circus and laugh my head off."
"You got it backwards, Dill," said Jem. "Clowns are sad, it's folks that laugh at them."
"Well, I'm gonna be a new kind of clown. I'm gonna stand in the middle of the ring and laugh at the folks."

- Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird

Most pets display so many humanlike traits and emotions it's easy to forget they're not gifted with the English language and then ...



Most pets display so many humanlike traits and emotions it's easy to forget they're not gifted with the English language and then get snubbed when we talk to them and they don't say anything back.

- Stephenie Geist

Sport strips away personality, letting the white bone of character shine through. Sport gives players an opportunity to know and test...







Sport strips away personality, letting the white bone of character shine through. Sport gives players an opportunity to know and test themselves.

- Rita Mae Brown

Clark: Hmm... Maybe we ought to just go up there and check... Rusty: Oh, woo. Look at the time. I gotta get to bed. I still gotta brush ...


Clark: Hmm... Maybe we ought to just go up there and check...

Rusty: Oh, woo. Look at the time. I gotta get to bed. I still gotta brush my teeth, feed the hog, still got some homework to do, still got those bills to pay, wash the car...

- Christmas Vacation

We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink. - Epicurus





We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink.

- Epicurus

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach




Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

- Berthold Auerbach

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson




I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

- Thomas Jefferson

Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting perhaps for their Uncle ...






Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting perhaps for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil or a better break or a string of pearls or a pair of pants or a wig with curls or another chance. Everyone is just waiting.

- Dr. Seuss

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. - Nicole Hollander




Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

- Nicole Hollander

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana." - Groucho Marx Paraprosdokian: figure of speech in which the latte...




"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."

- Groucho Marx


Paraprosdokian: figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe the first part.

A man who is "of sound mind" is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key. - Paul Valéry









A man who is "of sound mind" is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key.

- Paul Valéry

There is a privacy about it which no other season gives you.... In spring, summer and fall people sort of have an open season on each othe...



There is a privacy about it which no other season gives you.... In spring, summer and fall people sort of have an open season on each other; only in the winter, in the country, can you have longer, quiet stretches when you can savor belonging to yourself.

- Ruth Stout

The eyes see only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Robertson Davies





The eyes see only what the mind is
prepared to comprehend.

- Robertson Davies