When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt




When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

- Franklin D. Roosevelt

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wri...





I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

- Steven Wright

There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp, The...







There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

- Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant, 1968

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one el...








My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?

- Erma Bombeck

Farewell! a word that must be, and hath been - A sound which makes us linger; - yet - farewell! - Lord Byron







Farewell! a word that must be, and hath been -
A sound which makes us linger; - yet - farewell!

- Lord Byron

You cannot always have happiness, but you can always give happiness. - Author Unknown









You cannot always have happiness, but you can always give happiness.

- Author Unknown

The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be the beginning. - Ivy Baker Priest






The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be the beginning.

- Ivy Baker Priest

Don't be dismayed at goodbyes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetime, is ...




Don't be dismayed at goodbyes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetime, is certain for those who are friends.

- Richard Bach

Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to ...


Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.

- Voltaire, letter to Count Schomberg, 31 August 1769

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that...








A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success.

- Robert Orben

When I can look Life in the eyes, Grown calm and very coldly wise, Life will have given me the Truth, And taken in exchange - my youth....






When I can look Life in the eyes,
Grown calm and very coldly wise,
Life will have given me the Truth,
And taken in exchange - my youth.

- Sara Teasdale

Silences make the real conversations between friends. Not the saying but the never needing to say is what counts. - Margaret Lee ...








Silences make the real conversations between friends. Not the saying but the never needing to say is what counts.

- Margaret Lee Runbeck, Answer Without Ceasing

After a night in fight club, everything in the real world gets the volume turned down. Nothing can piss you off. Your word is law, and if...


After a night in fight club, everything in the real world gets the volume turned down. Nothing can piss you off. Your word is law, and if other people break that law or question you, even that doesn't piss you off.

- Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 6

Dear beautiful Spring weather, I miss you. Was it something I said? - "Skipper" Kim Corbin





Dear beautiful Spring weather, I miss you. Was it something I said?

- "Skipper" Kim Corbin

Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. - Charles Richards





Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of.

- Charles Richards

Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body. - Cher





Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

- Cher

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball







The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

- Lucille Ball

Sooner or later we all discover that the important moments in life are not the advertised ones, not the birthdays, the graduations, the wed...


Sooner or later we all discover that the important moments in life are not the advertised ones, not the birthdays, the graduations, the weddings, not the great goals achieved. The real milestones are less prepossessing. They come to the door of memory unannounced, stray dogs that amble in, sniff around a bit and simply never leave. Our lives are measured by these.

- Susan B. Anthony

No more teachers, no more books, no more teachers dirty looks. When the teacher rings the bell, drop your books and run like hell! - ...




No more teachers, no more books, no more teachers dirty looks. When the teacher rings the bell, drop your books and run like hell!

- Childhood saying

Your schooling may be over, but remember that your education still continues. - Author Unknown







Your schooling may be over, but remember that your education still continues.

- Author Unknown

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to. - J....



It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

- J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 21

Constant use will not wear ragged the fabric of friendship. - Dorothy Parker







Constant use will not wear ragged the fabric of friendship.

- Dorothy Parker

I don't drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate chip cookies. - Author Unknown







I don't drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate chip cookies.

- Author Unknown

It's double the giggles and double the grins, and double the trouble if you're blessed with twins. - Author Unknown








It's double the giggles and double the grins, and double the trouble if you're blessed with twins.

- Author Unknown

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette






You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.

- Colette