Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts. - Author Unknown




Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts.

- Author Unknown

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time reward...






Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.

- Arnold Palmer

Golf is just a game - and an idiotic game most of the time. - Mark Calcavecchia





Golf is just a game - and an idiotic game most of the time.

- Mark Calcavecchia

We shall not have succeeded in demolishing everything unless we demolish the ruins as well. But the only way I can see of doing that is...






We shall not have succeeded in demolishing everything unless we demolish the ruins as well. But the only way I can see of doing that is to use them to put up a lot of fine, well-designed buildings.

- Alfred Jarry

It takes hands to build a house, but only hearts can build a home. - Author Unknown






It takes hands to build a house, but only hearts can build a home.

- Author Unknown

Dory:Maybe he only speaks whale. [slowly and deeply, imitating the whale] Dory: Weeee neeeed... Marlin: Dory? Dory: ...tooo fiiind hiiis...





Dory:Maybe he only speaks whale.
[slowly and deeply, imitating the whale]
Dory: Weeee neeeed...
Marlin: Dory?
Dory: ...tooo fiiind hiiis sooon.
Marlin: What are you doing? Are you sure you speak whale?

- Finding Nemo

Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, ...




Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family.

- Berke Breathed, Bloom County Babylon

Running is a big question mark that's there each and every day. It asks you, 'Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be s...




Running is a big question mark that's there each and every day. It asks you, 'Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be strong today?'

- Peter Maher, Canadian marathon runner

A preoccupation with the future not only prevents us from seeing the present as it is but often prompts us to rearrange the past. - ...





A preoccupation with the future not only prevents us from seeing the present as it is but often prompts us to rearrange the past.

- Eric Hoffer

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! - Author unknown, as seen on a shirt






Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

- Author unknown, as seen on a shirt

Things do not pass for what they are, but for what they seem. Most things are judged by their jackets. - Baltasar Gracian





Things do not pass for what they are, but for what they seem. Most things are judged by their jackets.

- Baltasar Gracian

One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters. - George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640





One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters.

- George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. - Erma Bombeck




Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

- Erma Bombeck

One man's daydreaming is another man's day. - Grey Livingston





One man's daydreaming is another man's day.

- Grey Livingston

Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. - Thomas Szasz





Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.

- Thomas Szasz

You can not always control circumstances, but you can control your own thoughts. - Charles Popplestown





You can not always control circumstances, but you can control your own thoughts.

- Charles Popplestown

It was time well wasted And there's no way I trade a few more dollars or things crossed off my list For a day I'll never forget ...





It was time well wasted
And there's no way I trade a few more dollars or things crossed off my list
For a day I'll never forget
No I didn't get a thing done...

- "Time Well Wasted" by Brad Paisley

The trees are whispering to me, reminding me of my roots, and my reach... shhhhhh... can you hear them? Selflessly sharing their subtle...





The trees are whispering to me, reminding me of my roots, and my reach... shhhhhh... can you hear them? Selflessly sharing their subtle song.

- Jeb Dickerson

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewer...


Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.

- Jack Handey

Don't Pee on My Leg and Tell Me It's Raining. - Judge Judy Sheindlin's Book Title







Don't Pee on My Leg and Tell Me It's Raining.

- Judge Judy Sheindlin's Book Title

Though outwardly a gloomy shroud, The inner half of every cloud Is bright and shining: I therefore turn my clouds about And always wear t...




Though outwardly a gloomy shroud,
The inner half of every cloud
Is bright and shining:
I therefore turn my clouds about
And always wear them inside out
To show the lining.

- Ellen Thorneycroft Fowler

Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light. - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of...





Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.

- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Each of us is something of a schizophrenic personality, tragically divided against ourselves. - Martin Luther King, Jr., Strength to...





Each of us is something of a schizophrenic personality, tragically divided against ourselves.

- Martin Luther King, Jr., Strength to Love, 1963

I like making a piece of string into something I can wear. - Author Unknown





I like making a piece of string into something I can wear.

- Author Unknown

Hell, maybe we're all getting a little carried away with this. Admittedly a few birds did act strange, but that's no reason to.....





Hell, maybe we're all getting a little carried away with this. Admittedly a few birds did act strange, but that's no reason to...

- Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds

Running is the greatest metaphor for life, because you get out of it what you put into it. - Oprah Winfrey





Running is the greatest metaphor for life, because you get out of it what you put into it.

- Oprah Winfrey

A feast is made for laughter, and wine makes life merry, but money is the answer for everything. - Bible





A feast is made for laughter, and wine makes life merry, but money is the answer for everything.

- Bible

I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted -- stay up all night or eat ice-cream straight out of the co...





I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted -- stay up all night or eat ice-cream straight out of the container.

- Bill Bryson

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you! - Tommy Smothers





Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you!

- Tommy Smothers

There are a lot of people who get it wrong, ... The size of your body is not necessarily related to the power you can generate. I wish p...





There are a lot of people who get it wrong, ... The size of your body is not necessarily related to the power you can generate. I wish people would understand that.

- Ichiro Suzuki