Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet ...





Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast.
- Douglas Adams

A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Pu...




A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?
- Anonymous

“I think it's the best way to live. If you want to make a mess, you can make a mess. If you w...




“I think it's the best way to live. If you want to make a mess, you can make a mess. If you want to paint the walls a certain color, you can do it.
- James Conaboy

I want you to see a little of this beautiful country, where pictures are made – your station is ...





I want you to see a little of this beautiful country, where pictures are made – your station is Lyme.
- Henry Ward Ranger, 1899

Surround yourself with people who take their work seriously, but not themselves, those who work h...




Surround yourself with people who take their work seriously, but not themselves, those who work hard and play hard.
- Colin Powell

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of yo...






When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
- When Harry Met Sally

A good video can make all the difference. - Brian May





A good video can make all the difference.
- Brian May

I am a goal setter and I set more goals everyday. I keep lists of goals in my office to stay on t...




I am a goal setter and I set more goals everyday. I keep lists of goals in my office to stay on track.
- Kiana Tom

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my n...




I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
- Bob Hope

Every boy should have two things: a dog, and a mother willing to let him have one. - Anonymous




Every boy should have two things: a dog, and a mother willing to let him have one.
- Anonymous

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies. - Gene Hill





Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies.
- Gene Hill

With watercolor, you can pick up the atmosphere, the temperature, the sound of snow sifting through ...

With watercolor, you can pick up the atmosphere, the temperature, the sound of snow sifting through the trees or over the ice of a small pond or against a window pane. Watercolor perfectly expresses the free side of my nature.
- Andrew Wyeth

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer






Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
- Ernestine Ulmer

Your ability to communicate is an important tool in your pursuit of your goals, whether it is w...






Your ability to communicate is an important tool in your pursuit of your goals, whether it is with your family, your co-workers or your clients and customers.
- Les Brown

To be a photographer, one must photograph. No amount of book learning, no checklist of seminars ...





To be a photographer, one must photograph. No amount of book learning, no checklist of seminars attended, can substitute for the simple act of making pictures. Experience is the best teacher of all. And for that, there are no guarantees that one will become an artist. Only the journey matters... -
- Harry Callahan

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard





The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
- Kin Hubbard

At some point, you have to make a decision. Boundaries don't keep other people out. They fen...





At some point, you have to make a decision. Boundaries don't keep other people out. They fence you in. Life is messy. That's how we're made. So, you can waste your lives drawing lines. Or you can live your life crossing them. But there are some lines... that are way too dangerous to cross.
- Meredith Grey, Grey's Anatomy

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ...





Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
- Reverend Larry Lorenzoni

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really sho...




People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
- Author Unknown

If I could come back as anything - I'd be a bird, first, but definitely the command key is m...





If I could come back as anything - I'd be a bird, first, but definitely the command key is my second choice.
- Nikki Giovanni

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? - Child's Riddle





How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- Child's Riddle

Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyo...






Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep.
- Catherine O'Hara

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depe...





A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you.
- Erno Rubik (Hungarian, Architect and creator of Rubik's Cube)

People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the d...




People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.
- Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Examine the contents, not the bottle. - The Talmud





Examine the contents, not the bottle.
- The Talmud

Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? - Anonymous






Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
- Anonymous

Being on a boat that's moving through the water, it's so clear. Everything falls into pl...





Being on a boat that's moving through the water, it's so clear. Everything falls into place in terms of what's important and what's not.
- James Taylor

Water has no taste, no color, no odor; it cannot be defined, art relished while ever mysterious. ...




Water has no taste, no color, no odor; it cannot be defined, art relished while ever mysterious. Not necessary to life, but rather life itself. It fills us with a gratification that exceeds the delight of the senses.
- Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Terrance: Im Terrance, Im plowing. Thomas: Im Thomas, Im pulling a train. What ugly wheels youve g...


Terrance: Im Terrance, Im plowing.
Thomas: Im Thomas, Im pulling a train. What ugly wheels youve got.
Terrance: Theres not ugly. Theyre caterpillars. I can go anywhere.
I dont need rails.
Thomas: I dont want to go anywhere. I like my rails, thank you.
- Thomas the Train

A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will ...

A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes.
That's impossible! Even for a computer.
It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.
Then man your ships. And may the Force be with you.
- Star Wars

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Author Unknown







Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.
- Author Unknown