But I love to be outdoors. I prefer being outdoors to, you know, being inside. - Keith Carradin...






But I love to be outdoors. I prefer being outdoors to, you know, being inside.
- Keith Carradine

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to ...






The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
- Sydney J. Harris

Just look at the world around you Right here on the ocean floor Such wonderful things surround ...



Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor

Such wonderful things surround you
What more are you looking for

Under the sea, under the sea
Darlin’ it’s better
Down where it’s wetter,
Take it from me
- Under the Sea

What is patriotism but the love of the food one ate as a child? - Lin Yutang




What is patriotism but the love of the food one ate as a child?
- Lin Yutang

Being nice is one of many bridges on the road to Happiness. - Donna A. Favors





Being nice is one of many bridges on the road to Happiness.
- Donna A. Favors

Rain amplifies your mistakes, and water on the track can make your car handle unpredictably. When...




Rain amplifies your mistakes, and water on the track can make your car handle unpredictably. When something unpredictable happens you have to react to it; if you’re reacting at speed, you’re reacting too late. And so you should be afraid.
- Garth Stein, The Art of Racing in the Rain

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional ...





I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin

Men are made stronger on realization that the helping hand they need is at the end of their own ...





Men are made stronger on realization that the helping hand they need is at the end of their own arm.
- Sidney J. Phillips

Some people say a man is made outta mud A poor man's made outta muscle and blood Muscle and ...



Some people say a man is made outta mud
A poor man's made outta muscle and blood
Muscle and blood and skin and bones
A mind that's a-weak and a back that's strong

You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
- Tennessee Ernie Ford, "Sixteen Tons"

With innovation and technology, seems we have forgotten to cherish the true beauty the world ha...






With innovation and technology, seems we have forgotten to cherish the true beauty the world has to offer.
- A.C. Van Cherub

We do not need magic to change the world. We carry all the power we need inside ourselves alread...





We do not need magic to change the world. We carry all the power we need inside ourselves already: we have the power to imagine better.
- J. K. ROWLING, speech to Harvard Alumni Association

Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough. - Steve Connelly





Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough.
- Steve Connelly

He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit. - Anonymous





He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
- Anonymous

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have...






Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning.
- Benjamin Franklin

It is not how many ideas you have -- It is how many you make happen. - Accenture print ad






It is not how many ideas you have -- It is how many you make happen.
- Accenture print ad

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass...





Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.
- Jack Handy

Rain drops are not the ones who bring the clouds. - Sorin Cerin, Wisdom Collection: The Book of ...





Rain drops are not the ones who bring the clouds.
- Sorin Cerin, Wisdom Collection: The Book of Wisdom

Drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life's most civilized pleasures....





Drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life's most civilized pleasures.
- Michael Broadbent

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey






Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.
- Oprah Winfrey

You can bury a lot of troubles digging in the dirt. - Author Unknown






You can bury a lot of troubles digging in the dirt.
- Author Unknown

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J. Burke





People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
- Leo J. Burke

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn...





The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? - it is the same the angels breathe.
- Mark Twain, "Roughing It"

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to...





Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

A box of new crayons! Now they're all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon ...





A box of new crayons! Now they're all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they'll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
- Bill Watterson

What Happens in Vermont, Stays in Vermont - but nothing really ever happens in Vermont. - Seen ...






What Happens in Vermont, Stays in Vermont - but nothing really ever happens in Vermont.
- Seen on a T-Shirt

That’s what makes it fun, ... It gets your adrenaline going. - Brian Miller





That’s what makes it fun, ... It gets your adrenaline going.
- Brian Miller

Follow every rule you were taught, even if they don't make sense, and it all works out in the...




Follow every rule you were taught, even if they don't make sense, and it all works out in the end.
- Terry Johnson

Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more, think less, and stop watching our...





Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more, think less, and stop watching ourselves live.
- Nicolas de Chamfort

I've had tons of odd jobs, but I think that I would probably be a fireman because you get t...






I've had tons of odd jobs, but I think that I would probably be a fireman because you get to see the results of your job. You get there and there is a house on fire. You leave and there's not a fire anymore.
- Luke Perry

We are each gifted in a unique and important way. It is our privilege and our adventure to disc...






We are each gifted in a unique and important way. It is our privilege and our adventure to discover our own special light.
- Evelyn Dunbar

You remind me of the lobster who is delighted by the warm feeling of the water he has just found...





You remind me of the lobster who is delighted by the warm feeling of the water he has just found himself thrown into.
- Author Unknown