We know only too well that what we are doing is nothing more than a drop in the ocean. But if the drop were not there, the ocean would b...





We know only too well that what we are doing is nothing more than a drop in the ocean. But if the drop were not there, the ocean would be missing something.

- Mother Teresa

I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the t...






I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time.

- Napoleon Dynamite

Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget. - Anonymous






Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.

- Anonymous

I'm empathetic to a fault. I really do - embarrassingly enough - tear up when someone squishes a bug in front of me. - Kristen Bel...






I'm empathetic to a fault. I really do - embarrassingly enough - tear up when someone squishes a bug in front of me.

- Kristen Bell

First thing on a list of what Americans hate: Work. Second, traffic. Third, missing socks. See what I'm saying? - Stranger Than F...







First thing on a list of what Americans hate: Work. Second, traffic. Third, missing socks. See what I'm saying?

- Stranger Than Fiction

Inside my empty bottle I was constructing a lighthouse while all the others were making ships. - Charles Simic





Inside my empty bottle I was constructing a lighthouse while all the others were making ships.

- Charles Simic

Tell your mom to marry us A candle to carry us With cans on our bicycle fenders So sweet and hilarious And we'll find us a hom...







Tell your mom to marry us
A candle to carry us
With cans on our bicycle fenders
So sweet and hilarious
And we'll find us a home
Built of packaging foam
That will be there 'til after we die.
- The Decemberists, "Clementine"

A good Navy is not a provocation to war. It is the surest guaranty of peace. - President Theodore Roosevelt



A good Navy is not a provocation to war. It is the surest guaranty of peace.

- President Theodore Roosevelt

How beautiful is night! A dewy freshness fills the silent air; No mist obscures, nor cloud, nor speck, nor stain, Breaks the serene o...





How beautiful is night!
A dewy freshness fills the silent air;
No mist obscures, nor cloud, nor speck, nor stain,
Breaks the serene of heaven.

- Robert Southey, Thalaba the Destroyer

Vinny: What are you doing now? Pauly: Waiting for you, let's get a pedicure. - Jersey Shore






Vinny: What are you doing now?
Pauly: Waiting for you, let's get a pedicure.

- Jersey Shore

I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic. - George Carli...





I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.

- George Carlin

If I could find a real-life place that made me feel like Tiffany's, then I'd buy some furniture and give the cat a name. - Tru...






If I could find a real-life place that made me feel like Tiffany's, then I'd buy some furniture and give the cat a name.

- Truman Capote, Breakfast at Tiffany's

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves. - William Shakespeare





It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

- William Shakespeare

The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is ...




The moment a child is born,
the mother is also born.
She never existed before.
The woman existed, but the mother, never.
A mother is something absolutely new.

- Rajneesh

Sometimes God calms the storm. At other times, he calms the sailor. And sometimes he makes us swim. - Author Unknown




Sometimes God calms the storm. At other times, he calms the sailor. And sometimes he makes us swim.

- Author Unknown

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin






Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

- Benjamin Franklin

How many men does it take to make popcorn?Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove. - joke






How many men does it take to make popcorn?Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.

- joke

All my friends are getting married and I'm just getting drunk. - Anonymous





All my friends are getting married and I'm just getting drunk.

- Anonymous

Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. - C. Northcote Parkinson, 1958





Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.

- C. Northcote Parkinson, 1958

The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil. - Heywood Broun





The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil.
- Heywood Broun

A bachelorette party is a bachelor party...gone wild! - Author Unknown






A bachelorette party is a bachelor party...gone wild!

- Author Unknown

Any looting we have come across is more foraging than looting, ... These people that are staying are trying to cobble an existence. Peop...





Any looting we have come across is more foraging than looting, ... These people that are staying are trying to cobble an existence. People are trying to find stuff that they need day to day.

- John Murphy

All photographs are there to remind us of what we forget. In this - as in other ways - they are the opposite of paintings. Paintings re...




All photographs are there to remind us of what we forget. In this - as in other ways - they are the opposite of paintings. Paintings record what the painter remembers. Because each one of us forgets different things, a photo more than a painting may change its meaning according to who is looking at it.

- John Berger

We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world. - Buddha




We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.

- Buddha

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein





Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.

- Albert Einstein

Life is like an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandberg





Life is like an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.

- Carl Sandberg

In joy or sadness flowers are our constant friends. - Kakuzō Okakura






In joy or sadness flowers are our constant friends.
- Kakuzō Okakura

Every man is architect of his own fortune. - Appius Claudius Caecus




Every man is architect of his own fortune.
- Appius Claudius Caecus

The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do? - Pablo Picasso





The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
- Pablo Picasso

Community colleges are one of America's great social inventions a gateway to the future for first time students looking for an affor...





Community colleges are one of America's great social inventions a gateway to the future for first time students looking for an affordable college education, and for mid-career students looking to get ahead in the workplace.
- Barbara Mikulski

Misfortunes one can endure - they come from outside, they are accidents. But to suffer for one's own faults - ah! there is the stin...





Misfortunes one can endure - they come from outside, they are accidents. But to suffer for one's own faults - ah! there is the sting of life.
- Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan