Baking cookies is comforting, and cookies are the sweetest little bit of comfort food. They are ...





Baking cookies is comforting, and cookies are the sweetest little bit of comfort food. They are very bite-sized and personal.

- Sandra Lee

You made me so angry, very angry indeed! - Marvin the Martian




You made me so angry, very angry indeed!

- Marvin the Martian

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you ...





I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
- Fran Lebowitz

November comes And November goes, With the last red berries And the first white snows. With...





November comes
And November goes,
With the last red berries
And the first white snows.

With night coming early,
And dawn coming late,
And ice in the bucket
And frost by the gate.

The fires burn
And the kettles sing,
And earth sinks to rest
Until next spring.

- Elizabeth Coatsworth

One cannot spend forever sitting and solving the mysteries of one's history. - Lemony Snic...





One cannot spend forever sitting and solving the mysteries of one's history.

- Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book the Thirteenth: The End, 2006

You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do. - Steve Martin






You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do.


- Steve Martin

Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker






Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons.
- Ruth Ann Schabacker

I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month. - ...




I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.

- Harlan Miller

Gobble, gobble who was that Mr. Turkey big and fat Gobble, gobble what does he say Eat me on...






Gobble, gobble who was that
Mr. Turkey big and fat
Gobble, gobble what does he say
Eat me on Thanksgiving day!

- Children's Song

If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is int...






If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.

- Author Unknown

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut....






Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemingway

He puzzled and puzzed till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn&#...






He puzzled and puzzed till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. Maybe Christmas, he thought... doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps... means a little bit more!
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

We are dying from overthinking. We are slowly killing ourselves by thinking about everything. ...






We are dying from overthinking. We are slowly killing ourselves by thinking about everything. Think. Think. Think. You can never trust the human mind anyway. It's a death trap.

- Anthony Hopkins

Don't count your chickens before they are hatched. - Proverb





Don't count your chickens before they are hatched.

- Proverb

Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving. - Mike Connolly





Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.

- Mike Connolly

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C. Clarke





Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

- Arthur C. Clarke

We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorti...





We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry.

- E. B. White

To create something exceptional, your mindset must be relentlessly focused on the smallest detai...





To create something exceptional, your mindset must be relentlessly focused on the smallest detail.

- Giorgio Armani

Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable. - George Bernard Shaw






Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.
- George Bernard Shaw

If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should ...





If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
- Dave Barry

Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley







Every man's memory is his private literature.
- Aldous Huxley

The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to. - F. Scott Fitzgerald







The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. - Oscar Wilde




Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

- Oscar Wilde

November's sky is chill and drear, November's leaf is red and sear. - Sir Walter Scot...






November's sky is chill and drear,
November's leaf is red and sear.

- Sir Walter Scott

Nobody will ever deprive the American people of the right to vote except the American people the...





Nobody will ever deprive the American people of the right to vote except the American people themselves and the only way they could do this is by not voting.

- Franklin D. Roosevelt

Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that o...






Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you.

- Princess Diana

If I don't do laundry today, I'm gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow. - Anna Paquin...






If I don't do laundry today, I'm gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow.

- Anna Paquin

Annie, there's a big lobster behind the refrigerator. I can't get it out. This thing'...




Annie, there's a big lobster behind the refrigerator. I can't get it out. This thing's heavy. Maybe if I put a little dish of butter sauce here with a nutcracker, it will run out the other side.

- Annie Hall

Don't tell me the sky is the limit, there are footprints on the moon! - Anonymouse




Don't tell me the sky is the limit, there are footprints on the moon!
- Anonymouse

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society. - Mark Twain




Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.

- Mark Twain