I've been camping and stuff, but if you left me in the woods I'd probably just curl up an...




I've been camping and stuff, but if you left me in the woods I'd probably just curl up and cry until someone found me.

- Norman Reedus

I wear your granddad's clothes I look incredible I'm in this big ass coat From that t...





I wear your granddad's clothes
I look incredible
I'm in this big ass coat
From that thrift shop down the road

- Macklemore, "Thrift Shop"

Productivity is never an accident. It is always the result of a commitment to excellence, intell...





Productivity is never an accident. It is always the result of a commitment to excellence, intelligent planning, and focused effort.

- Paul J. Meyer

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Author Unknown





Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

- Author Unknown

A weapon which you don't have in your hand won't kill a snake. - African Proverb




A weapon which you don't have in your hand won't kill a snake.

- African Proverb

Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau



Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.

- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong




Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.

- Don Kardong

Thrift shopping is really just an extension of me being that same kid and going into a place that...




Thrift shopping is really just an extension of me being that same kid and going into a place that's completely unconventional that has really endless possibilities in terms of outfits that you can put together and really just expressing yourself.

- Macklemore

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. - Author Unknown





Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains.

- Author Unknown

The flower that smells the sweetest is shy and lowly. - William Wordsworth





The flower that smells the sweetest is shy and lowly.

- William Wordsworth

It is not enough to be busy. So are the ants. The question is: What are we busy about? - Henry...






It is not enough to be busy. So are the ants. The question is: What are we busy about?

- Henry David Thoreau

On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opp...






On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at?

- Mitch Hedberg

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the fl...





The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow.

- Jim Hightower

He's more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. - Emi...




He's more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.

- Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights

Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump




Everything in life is luck.

- Donald Trump

A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise. - Winnie the Pooh




A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.

- Winnie the Pooh

A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race. - Barbara Christine Seifert




A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.

- Barbara Christine Seifert

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew Mason



If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn.

- Andrew Mason

One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try t...





One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why.

- Author Unknown

God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers. - Rudyard Kipling





God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.

- Rudyard Kipling

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. - Arnold Schwarzenegger




Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle




Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit.

- Aristotle

An artist cannot speak about his art any more than a plant can discuss horticulture. - Jean Coct...




An artist cannot speak about his art any more than a plant can discuss horticulture.

- Jean Cocteau

In a gentle way, you can shake the world. - Mahatma Gandhi



In a gentle way, you can shake the world.

- Mahatma Gandhi

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle Onassis





It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.

- Aristotle Onassis

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three ...




A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

- Robert Benchley

When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated. - Sara Paretsky




When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated.

- Sara Paretsky

Puppies are nature's remedy for feeling unloved, plus numerous other ailments of life. - Rich...



Puppies are nature's remedy for feeling unloved, plus numerous other ailments of life.

- Richard Allan Palm

French fries. I love them. Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fries. That ...



French fries. I love them. Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fries. That and caviar.

- Cameron Diaz

Dirt is not dirt, but only something in the wrong place. - Author Unknown





Dirt is not dirt, but only something in the wrong place.

- Author Unknown

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer Maria Rilke ...





It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart.

- Rainer Maria Rilke