I've been camping and stuff, but if you left me in the woods I'd probably just curl up and cry until someone found me. - Norman ...




I've been camping and stuff, but if you left me in the woods I'd probably just curl up and cry until someone found me.

- Norman Reedus

I wear your granddad's clothes I look incredible I'm in this big ass coat From that thrift shop down the road - Macklemore, ...





I wear your granddad's clothes
I look incredible
I'm in this big ass coat
From that thrift shop down the road

- Macklemore, "Thrift Shop"

Productivity is never an accident. It is always the result of a commitment to excellence, intelligent planning, and focused effort. - P...





Productivity is never an accident. It is always the result of a commitment to excellence, intelligent planning, and focused effort.

- Paul J. Meyer

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Author Unknown





Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

- Author Unknown

A weapon which you don't have in your hand won't kill a snake. - African Proverb




A weapon which you don't have in your hand won't kill a snake.

- African Proverb

Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau



Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.

- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong




Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.

- Don Kardong

Thrift shopping is really just an extension of me being that same kid and going into a place that's completely unconventional that ha...




Thrift shopping is really just an extension of me being that same kid and going into a place that's completely unconventional that has really endless possibilities in terms of outfits that you can put together and really just expressing yourself.

- Macklemore

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. - Author Unknown





Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains.

- Author Unknown

The flower that smells the sweetest is shy and lowly. - William Wordsworth





The flower that smells the sweetest is shy and lowly.

- William Wordsworth

It is not enough to be busy. So are the ants. The question is: What are we busy about? - Henry David Thoreau






It is not enough to be busy. So are the ants. The question is: What are we busy about?

- Henry David Thoreau

On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means...






On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at?

- Mitch Hedberg

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower





The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow.

- Jim Hightower

He's more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. - Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights




He's more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.

- Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights

Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump




Everything in life is luck.

- Donald Trump

A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise. - Winnie the Pooh




A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.

- Winnie the Pooh

A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race. - Barbara Christine Seifert




A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.

- Barbara Christine Seifert

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew Mason



If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn.

- Andrew Mason

One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why. - Author Unknown





One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why.

- Author Unknown

God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers. - Rudyard Kipling





God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.

- Rudyard Kipling

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. - Arnold Schwarzenegger




Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle




Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit.

- Aristotle

An artist cannot speak about his art any more than a plant can discuss horticulture. - Jean Cocteau




An artist cannot speak about his art any more than a plant can discuss horticulture.

- Jean Cocteau

In a gentle way, you can shake the world. - Mahatma Gandhi



In a gentle way, you can shake the world.

- Mahatma Gandhi

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle Onassis





It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.

- Aristotle Onassis

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. - Robert Bench...




A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

- Robert Benchley

When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated. - Sara Paretsky




When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated.

- Sara Paretsky

Puppies are nature's remedy for feeling unloved, plus numerous other ailments of life. - Richard Allan Palm



Puppies are nature's remedy for feeling unloved, plus numerous other ailments of life.

- Richard Allan Palm

French fries. I love them. Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fries. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz



French fries. I love them. Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fries. That and caviar.

- Cameron Diaz

Dirt is not dirt, but only something in the wrong place. - Author Unknown





Dirt is not dirt, but only something in the wrong place.

- Author Unknown

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer Maria Rilke





It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart.

- Rainer Maria Rilke