A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cos...

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

- Bill Cosby

Eric Matthews: This earpiece lets you hear anybody on our frequencies, and they can hear you. Gra...



Eric Matthews: This earpiece lets you hear anybody on our frequencies, and they can hear you.
Gracie Hart: Don't need that, with all this foil in my hair I'm getting HBO.

- Miss Congeniality

Behold the hands, how they promise, conjure, appeal, menace, pray, supplicate, refuse, beckon, inte...


Behold the hands, how they promise, conjure, appeal, menace, pray, supplicate, refuse, beckon, interrogate, admire, confess, cringe, instruct, command, mock and what not besides, with a variation and multiplication of variation which makes the tongue envious.

- Michel de Montaigne

People are like stained - glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the...




People are like stained - glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.

- Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an e...



In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.

- Albert Schweitzer

You don't study scaring, you just do it. - Monsters University



You don't study scaring, you just do it.

- Monsters University

Soon silence will have passed into legend. Man has turned his back on silence. Day after day he inv...


Soon silence will have passed into legend. Man has turned his back on silence. Day after day he invents machines and devices that increase noise and distract humanity from the essence of life, contemplation, meditation.

- Jean Arp

Cleanliness is very important. If you let kids make a total mess in the kitchen and then leave, yo...



Cleanliness is very important. If you let kids make a total mess in the kitchen and then leave, you're not really teaching them anything.

- Emeril Lagasse

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles M. Schulz



Happiness is a warm puppy.

- Charles M. Schulz

What can we gain by sailing to the moon if we are not able to cross the abyss that separates us fr...



What can we gain by sailing to the moon if we are not able to cross the abyss that separates us from ourselves? This is the most important of all voyages of discovery, and without it, all the rest are not only useless, but disastrous.

- Thomas Merton

I'm not sure. The bartender called it a 'Shirley Temple'. Interesting. I've studi...



I'm not sure. The bartender called it a 'Shirley Temple'.
Interesting. I've studied many earth religions and I don't think I've ever heard of that particular temple.

- Babylon 5

Gardening is about enjoying the smell of things growing in the soil, getting dirty without feelin...




Gardening is about enjoying the smell of things growing in the soil, getting dirty without feeling guilty, and generally taking the time to soak up a little peace and serenity.

- Lindley Karstens

Jeans represent democracy in fashion. - Giorgio Armani




Jeans represent democracy in fashion.

- Giorgio Armani

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr...




It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it.

- Amelia Barr

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Author Unknown




A father carries pictures where his money used to be.

- Author Unknown

One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn't pay to get discouraged. Keeping ...




One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn't pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.

- Lucille Ball

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow




Music is the universal language of mankind.

- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Into each life some rain must fall. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow



Into each life some rain must fall.

- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Will the day tell its secret Before it disappears, Becomes timeless night. - Dejan Stojanovic, ...



Will the day tell its secret
Before it disappears,
Becomes timeless night.

- Dejan Stojanovic, Circling

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Dolly Parton




The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

- Dolly Parton

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous pa...




As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

- Cleveland Amory

I like fresh beer brewed by myself. I know what I like and I know what I enjoy. My feeling is, th...




I like fresh beer brewed by myself. I know what I like and I know what I enjoy. My feeling is, the closer you are to the source, the better the beer.

- John Reynolds

Don't you realize that the sea is the home of water? All water is off on a journey unless it&...




Don't you realize that the sea is the home of water? All water is off on a journey unless it's in the sea, and it's homesick, and bound to make its way home someday.

- Zora Neale Hurston

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? - Matt Groening




Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

- Matt Groening

To keep the body in good health is a duty... otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind str...





To keep the body in good health is a duty... otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear.

- Buddha

One of the most delightful things about a garden is the anticipation it provides. - W.E. Johns,...





One of the most delightful things about a garden is the anticipation it provides.

- W.E. Johns, The Passing Show

You can't put a Band-Aid on every boo-boo you've made; some just need time to heal. - Au...




You can't put a Band-Aid on every boo-boo you've made; some just need time to heal.

- Author Unknown

Flowers... are a proud assertion that a ray of beauty outvalues all the utilities of the world. ...




Flowers... are a proud assertion that a ray of beauty outvalues all the utilities of the world.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

May your adventures bring you closer together, even as they take you far away from home. - Trent...




May your adventures bring you closer together, even as they take you far away from home.

- Trenton Lee Stewart, The Mysterious Benedict Society and the Perilous Journey

The strength of the team is each individual member. The strength of each member is the team. - P...




The strength of the team is each individual member. The strength of each member is the team.

- Phil Jackson