There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch. - Robert Brault




There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch.

- Robert Brault

The truth is that for those 86 long years when the Red Sox went without a World Series win, fans were not only in a recession, but trapped...



The truth is that for those 86 long years when the Red Sox went without a World Series win, fans were not only in a recession, but trapped in a longstanding, deeply entrenched sports depression.

- Julianna Baggott

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. - Marcus Aurelius ...



The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.

- Marcus Aurelius

Winifred Sanderson: Don't get your knickers in a twist! We're just three kindly old spinster ladies. Mary Sanderson: Spending a...





Winifred Sanderson: Don't get your knickers in a twist! We're just three kindly old spinster ladies.
Mary Sanderson: Spending a quiet evening at home.
Sarah Sanderson: Sucking the lives out of little children!

- Hocus Pocus

I could not have made it this far had there not been angels along the way. - Della Reese



I could not have made it this far had there not been angels along the way.

- Della Reese

Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it is. The only way to approach it is to make yourself some pop...




Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it is. The only way to approach it is to make yourself some popcorn and enjoy the show.

- Author Unknown

Ninety percent of the people who turned to an outside support system after tech support failed them said they got their problem solved. ...




Ninety percent of the people who turned to an outside support system after tech support failed them said they got their problem solved.

- Mark Kotkin



(sorry Matt)

I have a deadline. I'm glad. I think that will help me get it done. - Michael Chabon




I have a deadline. I'm glad. I think that will help me get it done.

- Michael Chabon

One short day: In the Emerald City One short day Full of so much to do Ev'ry way That you look in the city There's something...



One short day:
In the Emerald City
One short day
Full of so much to do
Ev'ry way
That you look in the city
There's something exquisite
You'll want to visit
Before the day's through

- "One Short Day," Wicked

I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day, a fresh try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic waiting somewhere behi...



I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day, a fresh try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic waiting somewhere behind the morning.

- J. B. Priestley

Our pictures are our footprints. It’s the best way to tell people we were here. - Joe McNally



Our pictures are our footprints. It’s the best way to tell people we were here.

- Joe McNally

You are only as good as your team. - Dominique Wilkins



You are only as good as your team.

- Dominique Wilkins

Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall. - F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby




Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.

- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx




I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

- Groucho Marx

Chip Heron: Hey, how was school? Cady: Fine. Betsy Heron: Were people nice? Cady: No. Chip Heron: Did you make any friends? Cady: Yes...



Chip Heron: Hey, how was school?
Cady: Fine.
Betsy Heron: Were people nice?
Cady: No.
Chip Heron: Did you make any friends?
Cady: Yes.
- Mean Girls

I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire ‘Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me roar Louder, louder tha...




I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire
‘Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
‘Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me roar

- Katy Perry, "Roar"

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus




Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.

- Albert Camus

There's a sunrise and a sunset every single day, and they're absolutely free. Don't miss so many of them. - Jo Walton




There's a sunrise and a sunset every single day, and they're absolutely free. Don't miss so many of them.

- Jo Walton

October gave a party; The leaves by hundreds came- The Chestnuts, Oaks, and Maples, And leaves of every name. The Sunshine spread a c...




October gave a party;
The leaves by hundreds came-
The Chestnuts, Oaks, and Maples,
And leaves of every name.
The Sunshine spread a carpet,
And everything was grand,
Miss Weather led the dancing,
Professor Wind the band.

- George Cooper, October's Party

Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller






Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.

- Phyllis Diller

Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream only at night. - Edgar Allan Poe





Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream only at night.

- Edgar Allan Poe

Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all time thing. You don't win once in a while, you don't do things right once in a ...





Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all time thing. You don't win once in a while, you don't do things right once in a while, you do them right all the time. Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.

- Vince Lombardi

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust



Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.

- Marcel Proust

In the golden light of autumn There was magic in the air. - Rush, "Tai Shan"





In the golden light of autumn
There was magic in the air.

- Rush, "Tai Shan"

Then summer fades and passes, and October comes. Will smell smoke then, and feel an unsuspected sharpness, a thrill of nervous, swift elat...



Then summer fades and passes, and October comes. Will smell smoke then, and feel an unsuspected sharpness, a thrill of nervous, swift elation, a sense of sadness and departure.

- Thomas Wolfe, You Can't Go Home Again

The mind is like a trunk: if well-packed, it holds almost every thing; if ill-packed, next to nothing. - Augustus William Hare and Juliu...




The mind is like a trunk: if well-packed, it holds almost every thing; if ill-packed, next to nothing.

- Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare

I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific. - Steven Wright





I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
- Steven Wright

A hidden fire burns perpetually upon the hearth of the world.... In autumn this great conflagration becomes especially manifest. Then the...




A hidden fire burns perpetually upon the hearth of the world.... In autumn this great conflagration becomes especially manifest. Then the flame that is slowly and mysteriously consuming every green thing bursts into vivid radiance. Every blade of grass and every leaf in the woodlands is cast into the great oven of Nature; and the bright colours of their fading are literally the flames of their consuming. The golden harvest-fields are glowing in the heart of the furnace.... By this autumn fire God every year purges the floor of nature. All effete substances that have served their purpose in the old form are burnt up. Everywhere God makes sweet and clean the earth with fire.

- Hugh Macmillan

Confidence is preparation. Everything else is beyond your control. - Richard Kline






Confidence is preparation. Everything else is beyond your control.

- Richard Kline

People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible ...






People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them accurately.

- Oscar Wilde

The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it. - Dani...




The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.

- Daniel Webster