What? You made a bet. A bet is a bet. You bet on a bet, and if you lose you lose the bet. - Friends




What? You made a bet. A bet is a bet. You bet on a bet, and if you lose you lose the bet.

- Friends

Bare branches of each tree on this chilly January morn look so cold so forlorn. Gray skies dip ever so low left from yesterday's...





Bare branches of each tree
on this chilly January morn
look so cold so forlorn.
Gray skies dip ever so low
left from yesterday's dusting of snow.
Yet in the heart of each tree
waiting for each who wait to see
new life as warm sun and breeze will blow,
like magic, unlock springs sap to flow,
buds, new leaves, then blooms will grow.

- Nelda Hartmann, January Morn

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa



The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.

- Mother Teresa

Tomorrow, is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one. - Brad Paisley




Tomorrow, is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one.

- Brad Paisley

Don't dwell on what went wrong. Instead, focus on what to do next. Spend your energies on moving forward toward finding the answer. ...





Don't dwell on what went wrong. Instead, focus on what to do next. Spend your energies on moving forward toward finding the answer.

- Denis Waitley

After all, tomorrow is another day. - Margaret Mitchell





After all, tomorrow is another day.

- Margaret Mitchell

It takes half your life before you discover life is a do-it-yourself project. - Napoleon Hill





It takes half your life before you discover life is a do-it-yourself project.

- Napoleon Hill

Cities have the capability of providing something for everybody, only because, and only when, they are created by everybody. - Jane Jaco...




Cities have the capability of providing something for everybody, only because, and only when, they are created by everybody.

- Jane Jacobs, The Death and Life of Great American Cities

I just love to work on something until I get it right. To me, what’s important and what I enjoy is not the finished photograph but the pr...




I just love to work on something until I get it right. To me, what’s important and what I enjoy is not the finished photograph but the process. The photograph is a record of that process.

- Kim Weston

Art is, for me, the process of trying to wake up the soul. Because we live in an industrialized, fast-paced world that prefers that the so...



Art is, for me, the process of trying to wake up the soul. Because we live in an industrialized, fast-paced world that prefers that the soul remain asleep.

- Bill Viola

A good image can be created, can be executed, can be captured, can be recorded but it is well before imagined by a mind. - Lakshman Iyer ...



A good image can be created, can be executed, can be captured, can be recorded but it is well before imagined by a mind.

- Lakshman Iyer

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert...




The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.

- Elbert Hubbard

You must take personal responsibility. You cannot change the circumstances, the seasons, or the wind, but you can change yourself. That i...




You must take personal responsibility. You cannot change the circumstances, the seasons, or the wind, but you can change yourself. That is something you have charge of.

- Jim Rohn

I enjoy the preparatory elements of travel - packing my bags and choosing my outfits - but my favourite part is getting there. - Domini...





I enjoy the preparatory elements of travel - packing my bags and choosing my outfits - but my favourite part is getting there.

- Dominic Monaghan

Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes. - Ralph Waldo Emerson




Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda. Is it true? Mm-hmm! I do, I do ,I do, I do, I do-ooh! - Kenan & Kel





Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda. Is it true? Mm-hmm! I do, I do ,I do, I do, I do-ooh!

- Kenan & Kel

Uh-oh! Guess what day it is?? Guess what day it is! Huh…anybody? Julie! Hey…guess what day it is?? Ah come on, I know you can hear me. Mike ...

Uh-oh! Guess what day it is?? Guess what day it is! Huh…anybody? Julie! Hey…guess what day it is?? Ah come on, I know you can hear me. Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike… What day is it Mike? Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Leslie, guess what today is?

[Leslie]
It’s Hump Day.

[Camel]
Whoot Whoot!

Ronny, how happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars switching to GEICO?

[Ronny]
I’d say happier than a camel on Wednesday.

HUMP DAY!!! YAY!!

- Geico Commercial

One may say the eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility. - Albert Einstein



One may say the eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility.

- Albert Einstein

Computer Operator: I am now telling the computer that if it will tell me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it the grand prize. ...


Computer Operator: I am now telling the computer that if it will tell me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it the grand prize.
[the machine prints out another response]
Computer Operator: He says: "What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?"
Computer Operator: I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with the lifetime supply of chocolate.

- Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can. - Ca...




My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.

- Cary Grant

I'm a puzzle doer. - Elizabeth Edwards





I'm a puzzle doer.

- Elizabeth Edwards

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough. - Dave Barry





Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

- Dave Barry

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.' - Demetri Martin






I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

- Demetri Martin

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron






What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.

- Nora Ephron

I don't like to feel like I'm some fragile package that has to be shipped by high-priority mail and handled with white gloves. ...





I don't like to feel like I'm some fragile package that has to be shipped by high-priority mail and handled with white gloves.

- Taylor Swift

Lookout Frederick Fleet: Is there anyone there? 6th Officer Moody: Yes, what do you see? Lookout Frederick Fleet: Iceberg, right ahead!...




Lookout Frederick Fleet: Is there anyone there?
6th Officer Moody: Yes, what do you see?
Lookout Frederick Fleet: Iceberg, right ahead!

- Titanic

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers



I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

- Joan Rivers

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso




If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur.

- Pablo Picasso

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchet...




Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

- Terry Pratchett

My goal is to leave this planet with the biggest carbon footprint I can possibly leave. - Denis Leary




My goal is to leave this planet with the biggest carbon footprint I can possibly leave.

- Denis Leary

Family is not an important thing. It's everything. - Michael J. Fox





Family is not an important thing. It's everything.

- Michael J. Fox