Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we&#...




Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we've done something wonderful, that's what matters to me.

- Steve Jobs

The greatest education in the world is watching the masters at work. - Michael Jackson



The greatest education in the world is watching the masters at work.

- Michael Jackson

I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens. - Isaac Ba...




I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens.

- Isaac Bashevis Singer

Pretty much every plant and animal alive today is the result of eons of natural cross-breeding. ...




Pretty much every plant and animal alive today is the result of eons of natural cross-breeding.

- Neil deGrasse Tyson

We've got to throw this one out of the window and forget about it. - Evgeni Nabokov





We've got to throw this one out of the window and forget about it.

- Evgeni Nabokov

The American flag, Old Glory, standing tall and flying free over American soil for 228 years is t...




The American flag, Old Glory, standing tall and flying free over American soil for 228 years is the symbol of our beloved country. It is recognized from near and afar, and many lives have been lost defending it.

- Jeff Miller

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoev...




Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.

- Jane Howard

This corn will teach to you, should you peel away the husk, and be willing to open your ears. - A...



This corn will teach to you, should you peel away the husk, and be willing to open your ears.

- Anthony Liccione

Do not be angry with the rain; it simply does not know how to fall upwards. - Vladimir Nabokov ...




Do not be angry with the rain; it simply does not know how to fall upwards.

- Vladimir Nabokov

Don't fear failure so much that you refuse to try new things. The saddest summary of a life co...



Don't fear failure so much that you refuse to try new things. The saddest summary of a life contains three descriptions: could have, might have, and should have.

- Louis E. Boone

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon B. Hinckley




Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.

- Gordon B. Hinckley

Pets are humanizing. They remind us we have an obligation and responsibility to preserve and nurt...




Pets are humanizing. They remind us we have an obligation and responsibility to preserve and nurture and care for all life.

- James Cromwell

The artist must create a spark before he can make a fire and before art is born, the artist must b...



The artist must create a spark before he can make a fire and before art is born, the artist must be ready to be consumed by the fire of his own creation.

- Auguste Rodin

It is not enough to be busy. So are the ants. The question is: What are we busy about? - Henry Da...



It is not enough to be busy. So are the ants. The question is: What are we busy about?

- Henry David Thoreau

Every time you perform a magic trick, you're engaging in experimental psychology. If the audi...




Every time you perform a magic trick, you're engaging in experimental psychology. If the audience asks, 'How the hell did he do that?' then the experiment was successful.

- Teller

Remember, I am not trying to orbit the earth. It is a simple elevator ride for 20 minutes. - Bria...



Remember, I am not trying to orbit the earth. It is a simple elevator ride for 20 minutes.

- Brian Walker

Take a break and smell the flowers. - Author Unknown




Take a break and smell the flowers.

- Author Unknown

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz ...




All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

- Charles M. Schulz

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney


The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

- Andy Rooney

John Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing wo...




John Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

- Jurassic Park

Always keep your mind as bright and clear as the vast sky, the great ocean, and the highest peak,...




Always keep your mind as bright and clear as the vast sky, the great ocean, and the highest peak, empty of all thoughts. Always keep your body filled with light and heat. Fill yourself with the power of wisdom and enlightenment.

- Morihei Ueshiba

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. - Bill Copeland



Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell.

- Bill Copeland

I live in Florida, and when people ask how close to the beach I am, I say, “Twelve minutes or twel...



I live in Florida, and when people ask how close to the beach I am, I say, “Twelve minutes or twelve hours. Depends on which beach you want to go to.”

- Jarod Kintz

The devil himself had probably redesigned Hell in the light of information he had gained from obse...



The devil himself had probably redesigned Hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts.

- Anthony Price

I think you mean comic books. Comics are feeble attempts at humour featuring talking babies and ant...


I think you mean comic books. Comics are feeble attempts at humour featuring talking babies and anthropomorphized pets found traditionally in the optimistically named funny pages.

- Big Bang Theory

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mand...


After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb.

- Nelson Mandela

Cinco de Mayo makes me long for a world in which all holidays are conveniently named after the da...




Cinco de Mayo makes me long for a world in which all holidays are conveniently named after the dates on which they fall.

- Author Unknown

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood, Bluebeard...



In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.

- Margaret Atwood, Bluebeard's Egg

Runs end. Running doesn't. - Nike



Runs end. Running doesn't.

- Nike

Night is a time of terror. Worries and anxieties are unleashed by the darkness, when the distracti...



Night is a time of terror. Worries and anxieties are unleashed by the darkness, when the distractions and the busyness of the day can no longer keep them at bay.

- Killing Lincoln by Bill O'Reilly

Nothing is softer or more flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it. - Lao Tzu



Nothing is softer or more flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.

- Lao Tzu