Why did the lobster think it was so funny to be eaten? - Not sure, it just cracks him up!





Why did the lobster think it was so funny to be eaten?

- Not sure, it just cracks him up!

Find beauty not only in the thing itself but in the pattern of the shadows, the light and dark which that thing provides. - Junichiro Tan...



Find beauty not only in the thing itself but in the pattern of the shadows, the light and dark which that thing provides.

- Junichiro Tanizaki

Change the changeable, accept the unchangeable, and remove yourself from the unacceptable. - Denis Waitley




Change the changeable, accept the unchangeable, and remove yourself from the unacceptable.

- Denis Waitley

Family is not an important thing. It's everything. - Michael J. Fox




Family is not an important thing. It's everything.

- Michael J. Fox

[The first time the band met the Kiss vocalist? At Thanksgiving dinner.] It was totally surreal because when we were done eating, he'd...



[The first time the band met the Kiss vocalist? At Thanksgiving dinner.] It was totally surreal because when we were done eating, he'd get up and take our plates and take them to the kitchen, ... And we're just like, "Man, Paul Stanley's cleaning off my plate."

- Ethan Mentzer

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt



With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.

- Eleanor Roosevelt

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay



A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward.

- Harvey Mackay

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. - Lewis Carroll




Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

- Lewis Carroll

Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - off...



Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it.

- Sai Baba

I'm trying to stay as calm as possible and focus one day at a time, but when reality sets in, I feel everything: anxiety, excitement,...




I'm trying to stay as calm as possible and focus one day at a time, but when reality sets in, I feel everything: anxiety, excitement, nerves, pressure and joy.

- Shawn Johnson

Filming is like a house, you have to feel comfortable in it. - Luc Dardenne



Filming is like a house, you have to feel comfortable in it.

- Luc Dardenne

Anytime you're away from your home filming, it messes with your head. - Jennifer Lawrence



Anytime you're away from your home filming, it messes with your head.

- Jennifer Lawrence

You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes. - Ralph Kiner




You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.

- Ralph Kiner

Another glorious day, the air as delicious to the lungs as nectar to the tongue. - John Muir, My First Summer in the Sierra



Another glorious day, the air as delicious to the lungs as nectar to the tongue.

- John Muir, My First Summer in the Sierra

I don't care who you are, the pressure is on to go to the next task immediately. What happened to the days of hanging out in the hammo...



I don't care who you are, the pressure is on to go to the next task immediately. What happened to the days of hanging out in the hammock all afternoon?

- James Brolin

The man that I named the Giver passed along to the boy knowledge, history, memories, color, pain, laughter, love, and truth. Every time you ...

The man that I named the Giver passed along to the boy knowledge, history, memories, color, pain, laughter, love, and truth. Every time you place a book in the hands of a child, you do the same thing. It is very risky. But each time a child opens a book, he pushes open the gate that separates him from Elsewhere. It gives him choices. It gives him freedom. Those are magnificent, wonderfully unsafe things.

- Lois Lowry

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'...



You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

- Tommy Cooper

Anyone's life truly lived consists of work, sunshine, exercise, soap, plenty of fresh air, and a happy contented spirit. - Lillie Lan...



Anyone's life truly lived consists of work, sunshine, exercise, soap, plenty of fresh air, and a happy contented spirit.

- Lillie Langtry

Watching a company develop is like watching a puppy grow. When you can watch something grow that you created - it's really an amazing ...



Watching a company develop is like watching a puppy grow. When you can watch something grow that you created - it's really an amazing feeling.

- Brody Jenner

Thought is real. Physical is the illusion. Ironic, huh? - What Dreams May Come


Thought is real. Physical is the illusion. Ironic, huh?

- What Dreams May Come

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain



It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

- Mark Twain

Having a baby is a life-changer. It gives you a whole other perspective on why you wake up every day. - Taylor Hanson



Having a baby is a life-changer. It gives you a whole other perspective on why you wake up every day.

- Taylor Hanson

Most dogs, when you hold a leash up, go nuts and run to the door. Crash, on the other hand barely looks up from his spot on the couch. His...



Most dogs, when you hold a leash up, go nuts and run to the door. Crash, on the other hand barely looks up from his spot on the couch. His expression is saying, What the hell are you doing with that thing?

- David Rosenfelt, Unleashed

I could go running And racing And dancing And chasing And leaping And bounding Hair flying Heart pounding And splashing And reeling...

I could go running
And racing
And dancing
And chasing
And leaping
And bounding
Hair flying
Heart pounding
And splashing
And reeling
And finally feeling
Now's when my life begins!

- Mandy Moore, "When Will My Life Begin?"

You could be a kid for as long as you want when you play baseball. - Cal Ripken, Jr.



You could be a kid for as long as you want when you play baseball.

- Cal Ripken, Jr.

The earth has music for those who listen. - George Santayana



The earth has music for those who listen.

- George Santayana

Everyone I know who used to be in the intelligence community is moving into the corporate world. - Tony Gilroy



Everyone I know who used to be in the intelligence community is moving into the corporate world.

- Tony Gilroy

I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens. - Isaac Bashevis Singer




I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens.

- Isaac Bashevis Singer

Technology gives us power, but it does not and cannot tell us how to use that power. Thanks to technology, we can instantly communicate ac...



Technology gives us power, but it does not and cannot tell us how to use that power. Thanks to technology, we can instantly communicate across the world, but it still doesn't help us know what to say.

- Jonathan Sacks

When you're curious, you find lots of interesting things to do. - Walt Disney



When you're curious, you find lots of interesting things to do.

- Walt Disney

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the ba...



Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

- Drew Carey