Everything you'll ever need to know is within you; the secrets of the universe are imprinted on the cells of your body. - Dan Millma...




Everything you'll ever need to know is within you; the secrets of the universe are imprinted on the cells of your body.

- Dan Millman

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable....





If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable.

- Donald Trump

Come with me and you'll be; In a world of pure imagination; Take a look and you'll see; Into your imagination. - Willy Wonka...





Come with me and you'll be;
In a world of pure imagination;
Take a look and you'll see;
Into your imagination.

- Willy Wonka, “Pure Imagination”

Time sometimes flies like a bird, sometimes crawls like a snail; but a man is happiest when he does not even notice whether it passes sw...





Time sometimes flies like a bird, sometimes crawls like a snail; but a man is happiest when he does not even notice whether it passes swiftly or slowly.

- Ivan Turgenev

For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long ...





For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return.

- Leonardo da Vinci

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd




It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf.

- Robert Lynd

I didn't expect babies to need so many diapers. Nobody told me they needed to be changed so often. - Shakira





I didn't expect babies to need so many diapers. Nobody told me they needed to be changed so often.

- Shakira

Nostalgia, the vice of the aged. We watch so many old movies our memories come in monochrome. - Angela Carter





Nostalgia, the vice of the aged. We watch so many old movies our memories come in monochrome.

- Angela Carter

Take a picture, trick, I'm on a boat, bitch; We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp; I got my swim trunks, and my flipp...




Take a picture, trick, I'm on a boat, bitch;
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp;
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies;
I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies.

- The Lonely Island, “I’m on a Boat”

It's like shutting the barn door after the horse escaped. - John Morrison




It's like shutting the barn door after the horse escaped.

- John Morrison

We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses. - Abraham Lincoln




We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.

- Abraham Lincoln

I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of communism or the fact that the refrigera...





I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.

- Dave Barry

Raj: I’ll tell you what. How about we go rock-paper-scissors? Sheldon: Ooh, I don't think so. Anecdotal evidence suggests that in t...




Raj: I’ll tell you what. How about we go rock-paper-scissors?

Sheldon: Ooh, I don't think so. Anecdotal evidence suggests that in the game of rock-paper-scissors, players familiar with each other will tie 75 to 80% of the time due to the limited number of outcomes. I suggest rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock.

Raj: What?

Sheldon: It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

- Big Bang Theory

Hey, where're you going? Oh man, I can't feel my toes! I don't have any toes! I think I need a hug. - Donkey, Shrek




Hey, where're you going? Oh man, I can't feel my toes! I don't have any toes! I think I need a hug.

- Donkey, Shrek

No one wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your salad and be sad. - Bill Murray




No one wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your salad and be sad.

- Bill Murray

I do believe something very magical can happen when you read a good book. - J.K. Rowling




I do believe something very magical can happen when you read a good book.

- J.K. Rowling

To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything but your heart. - Phyllis Theroux




To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything but your heart.

- Phyllis Theroux

People have the illusion that all over the world, all the time, all kinds of fantastic things are happening. When in fact, over most of t...




People have the illusion that all over the world, all the time, all kinds of fantastic things are happening. When in fact, over most of the world, most of the time, nothing is happening.

- David Brinkley

Round the chimney, step in time Never need a reason, never need a rhyme Round the chimney, step in time. - Dick Van Dyke, "Step ...





Round the chimney, step in time
Never need a reason, never need a rhyme
Round the chimney, step in time.

- Dick Van Dyke, "Step in Time"

Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough,...




Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals. He sets them to work, he gives back to them the bare minimum that will prevent them from starving, and the rest he keeps for himself.

- George Orwell, Animal Farm

You fake something until you're good at it. - Al Yankovic





You fake something until you're good at it.

- Al Yankovic

When you go in search of honey you must expect to be stung by bees. - Joseph Joubert





When you go in search of honey you must expect to be stung by bees.

- Joseph Joubert

Some pain you can distance yourself from, but a headache sits right where you live. - Mark Lawrence




Some pain you can distance yourself from, but a headache sits right where you live.

- Mark Lawrence

I feel most at home in the water. I disappear. That's where I belong. - Michael Phelps




I feel most at home in the water. I disappear. That's where I belong.

- Michael Phelps

Where ever I am I always find myself looking out the window wishing I was somewhere else. - Angelina Jolie




Where ever I am I always find myself looking out the window wishing I was somewhere else.

- Angelina Jolie

I live in New York, and I love New York as well, but I think Los Angeles is a place where if you have the right person with you, there ar...




I live in New York, and I love New York as well, but I think Los Angeles is a place where if you have the right person with you, there are all these little worlds that you would never guess by just looking at the exterior of what the city is.

- Greta Gerwig

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis





Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality.

- Nikos Kazantzakis

Get outside. Watch the sunrise. Watch the sunset. How does that make you feel? Does it make you feel big or tiny? Because there's so...





Get outside. Watch the sunrise. Watch the sunset. How does that make you feel? Does it make you feel big or tiny? Because there's something good about feeling both.

- Amy Grant

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar





The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty.

- Zig Ziglar

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. - Mitch Hedberg





Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

- Mitch Hedberg

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. - Winston S. Churchill




Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

- Winston S. Churchill