August 05, 2026

The spotted lanternfly, Lycorma delicatula, (SLF) is an invasive pest that is capable of damaging certain plants such as grapevines, black walnut saplings and tree-of-heaven (Ailanthus altissima).

- Ohio Department of Agriculture

August 04, 2026

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

- Erma Bombeck

August 03, 2026

Saint Joseph, foster father of Jesus Christ, took on the responsibility of raising Jesus as God instructed. Joseph gave up his home in order to protect his family and was able to make a new home wherever they went. For this reason, St. Joseph believers pray to him to help them find a new home or sell the home they have. It is believed that burying a statue of St. Joseph upside down in the ground will help your home sell faster.

- Starla Hester, catholic365.com (December 22, 2016)

August 02, 2026

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun.

- Nina Dobrev

August 01, 2026

Life is like a piano. White keys are happy moments and the black ones are sad moments. Both keys are played together to give us the sweet music called Life.

- Suzy Kassem, Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem

July 31, 2026

How's the Water, Bob? Bob?? Bob!!

- Jeff Pert

July 30, 2026

Gangster 'Johnny': Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10! [machine gun fire; the delivery boy dashes back to his car and speeds away] Kevin McCallister: [opens the door and brings the pizza inside] A lovely cheese pizza, just for me.

- Home Alone