Days Go By

Fundraising is not really about money. It’s about people.

- Larry C. Johnson

Do not be angry with the rain; it simply does not know how to fall upwards.

- Vladimir Nabokov

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

- Joan Rivers

Home is where the heart is, even if you can't remember which box you packed it in.

- Author Unknown

You need to learn patience, you grasshopper.

- Nicholas Sparks, The Last Song

A key that can open many locks is called a master key, but a lock that can be opened by many keys is a shitty lock.

- Author Unknown

There were people everywhere on the city street, but the stranger could not have been more alone if it were empty.

- Markus Zusak, The Book Thief

To live is to experience things, not sit around pondering the meaning of life.

- Paulo Coelho

If you go anywhere, even paradise, you will miss your home.

- Malala Yousafzai

You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy.

- Garth Brooks

The sea is as near as we come to another world.

- Anne Stevenson

San Francisco is poetry. Even the hills rhyme.

- Patricia Montandon

It is an indisputable fact that the more expensive something is, the better it is.

- Patrick Dawson, The Beer Geek Handbook: Living a Life Ruled by Beer

Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets screwed.

- Larry Wall

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.

- Rogers Hornsby

Always respect Mother Nature. Especially when she weighs 400 pounds and is guarding her baby.

- James Rollins, Ice Hunt

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.

- Buddha

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

- Emo Philips

I'm racing against me. As long as I come across the finish, I'll be okay.

- Ruben Studdard

I'm gonna start a band called “Free Beer”. So when people see a sign that reads “Free Beer Tomorrow at 9PM” everyone is gonna be there.

- Author Unknown

She is really into those yucky green drinks with vegetables in them…gross!

- B. Campbell (Diary of an Almost Cool Girl

Programming is thinking, not typing.

- Casey Patton

You must grow like a tree, not like a mushroom.

- Janet Erskine Stuart

You shine up like a new penny.

- Titanic

It's what's inside that counts.

- Proverb

Everyone and everything that shows up in our life is a reflection of something that is happening inside of us.

- Alan Cohen

While we try to teach our children all about life, Our children teach us what life is all about.

- Angela Schwindt

My cell phone is my best friend. It's my lifeline to the outside world.

- Carrie Underwood

Waka waka waka, waka waka, waka waka waka waka waka Waka, waka waka.

- Pac-man

A hobby should pass the time, not fill it.

- Norman Bates, Psycho

A dream is your creative vision for your life in the future. You must break out of your current comfort zone and become comfortable with the unfamiliar and the unknown.

- Denis Waitley

Ham Porter: Hey, Smalls, you wanna s'more?
Smalls: Some more of what?
Ham Porter: No, do you wanna s'more?
Smalls: I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?
Ham Porter: You're killing me Smalls! These are s'more's stuff! Ok, pay attention. First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the 'mallow. When the 'mallows flaming... you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end. Then you scarf. Kind of messy, but good! Try some!

- The Sandlot

Maybe the thing to do after you roll the dice-and lose-is simply pick them up and roll them again.

- Emily Giffin, Something Borrowed

When I pictured myself, it was always like just an outline in a colouring book, with the inside not yet completed.

- Sarah Dessen

It's a wonderful fantasy, but it's not real. It's just watermelon magic.

- Hope Ramsay, Last Chance Beauty Queen

There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.

- Chris Pratt

Nature’s bounty provides us with everything we need. For example, if you are constipated, eating a massive bowl of raspberries will help to get things moving again.

- William L. Bergenstein

Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Blueberries, strawberries and blackberries are true super foods. Naturally sweet and juicy, berries are low in sugar and high in nutrients - they are among the best foods you can eat.

- Joel Fuhrman

Horse racing is animated roulette.

- Roger Kahn

It's like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.

- E. L. Doctorow

I always wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth, then I ask myself the same question.

- Harun Yahya

You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you'll escape one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present.

- John Green, Looking for Alaska

Everyone who has run knows that its most important value is in removing tension and allowing a release from whatever other cares the day may bring.

- Jimmy Carter

What does a nosey pepper do?

- It get's jalapeño business!

I think one of the things which always is forgotten in music class, is the first thing you have to do as a musician is you have to learn how to listen.

- Hans Zimmer

When you teach your son, you teach your son's son.

- The Talmud

Green is the color pervasive in the natural environment that says renewing, refreshing and regenerating. It represents balance, growth, learning and harmony. Green is second only to blue as a favorite color.

- Author Unknown

My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.'

- Demetri Martin

What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

- J.K. Rowling

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