April 14, 2025

A nap is the most luxurious thing in the world.

- Rick Owens

April 13, 2025

In times of great stress, people often react like emergency vehicles. They either speed up or shut down.

- Karen Salmansohn

April 12, 2025

Life truly begins when you put your house in order.

- Marie Kondo

April 11, 2025

Wilma Flintstone: I work hard all day, too, and what do I get? A lot of yak from you. You at least get out everyday, see things, talk to people. I never get out of this cave.

- The Flintstones

April 10, 2025

Housework can’t kill you, but why take the chance?

- Phyllis Diller

April 09, 2025

My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.

- Elayne Boosler

April 08, 2025

I ran into Target to buy pencils & accidentally spent $257.63.

- Sarcastic Mommy