November 30, 2021

Ray: Your brain wiring is like the interstate highway system, it’s easier to go from one well-traveled place to another, but the places in between, off the highway, even though they’re there, most people just zip right past them.

- Interstate 60

November 29, 2021

Never, ever underestimate the importance of having fun.

- Randy Pausch

November 28, 2021

When you invent the car, you also invent the car accident. When you invent the plane, you also invent the plane crash.

- Elan Mastai, All Our Wrong Todays

November 27, 2021

Schwartz : Well I double-DOG-dare ya! Ralphie as an Adult: [narrating] NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a "triple dare you"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare. Schwartz: I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya! Ralphie as an Adult: [narrating] Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!

- A Christmas Story

November 26, 2021

If shopping doesn't make you happy, then you're in the wrong shop.

- Author Unknown

November 25, 2021

Cram it in shit it out. That’s what eating’s all about.

- Miracle Workers

November 24, 2021

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

- Mitch Hedberg

November 23, 2021

You can have your own set of wings With your feet on the ground You're a bird in a flight With your fist holding tight To the string of your kite Oh, oh, oh! Let's go fly a kite.

- "Let's Go Fly a Kite," David Tomlinson, Dick Van Dyke, and Londoners

November 22, 2021

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

- Grant Wood

November 21, 2021

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

- Charles M. Schulz

November 20, 2021

Losing baby teeth were a part and parcel of one's life — a symbol of growing up, and it is the tooth-fairy that makes this otherwise dreaded and painful process an exciting one — something to look forward to.

- Mansi Maheshwari

November 19, 2021

As a farmer, you learn quick: You don't get anything that you don't work hard for.

- Evan Thomas

November 18, 2021

It's like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.

- E.L. Doctorow

November 17, 2021

It's not true I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

- Marilyn Monroe

November 16, 2021

I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way (s)he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.

- Maya Angelou

November 15, 2021

The best way to make children good is to make them happy.

- Oscar Wilde

November 14, 2021

Sunrise looks spectacular in the nature; sunrise looks spectacular in the photos; sunrise looks spectacular in our dreams; sunrise looks spectacular in the paintings, because it really is spectacular!

- Mehmet Murat ildan

November 13, 2021

Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree.

- Emily Brontë

November 12, 2021

I have great instincts, like the instincts of a squirrel. You know, like when you're driving and a squirrel stops in the middle of the road.

- Simon Helberg

November 11, 2021

Christof: We accept the reality of the world with which we’re presented. It’s as simple as that.

- The Truman Show

November 10, 2021

Autumn’s woods are weary; her leaves strewn like fallen prayers.

- Angie Weiland-Crosby

November 09, 2021

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly.

- Langston Hughes

November 08, 2021

Balance, peace, and joy are the fruit of a successful life. It starts with recognizing your talents and finding ways to serve others by using them.

- Thomas Kinkade

November 07, 2021

Remodeling is like pulling a loose thread on a cheap sweater - the job keeps unraveling.

- Margo Kaufman

November 06, 2021

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

- Charles Schulz

November 05, 2021

You don't destroy what you want to acquire in the future.

- Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay

November 04, 2021

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

- Doug Larson

November 03, 2021

Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.

- Author unknown

November 02, 2021

If we dont vote, we are ignoring history and giving away the future.

- Pat Mitchell

November 01, 2021

If you are in a beautiful place where you can enjoy the sunrise and sunset, then you are living like a lord.

- Nathan Phillips