January 31, 2019

You don't pay an actor to act. An actor will do that for free because we love to act. You pay an actor to wait.

- John Candy

January 30, 2019

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it.

- Paulo Coelho

January 29, 2019

Play with a cactus and you will get pricked!

- Anthony T.Hincks

January 28, 2019

These rotary dials were like meditation, they forced you to slow down and concentrate. If you polled the next number too soon, you had to start over from the top.

- Rainbow Rowell, Landline

January 27, 2019

What is Apple, after all? Apple is about people who think 'outside the box,' people who want to use computers to help them change the world, to help them create things that make a difference, and not just to get a job done.

- Steve Jobs

January 26, 2019

A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love.

- Max Muller

January 25, 2019

Play is the highest form of research.

- Albert Einstein

January 24, 2019

I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm sure you are aware of it. You don't need a sign to tell anybody about it.

- Larry the Cable Guy

January 23, 2019

What I'm trying to do with my work is to break open things that are sealed, that are under siege.

- Jasmila Zbanic

January 22, 2019

I realize there's something incredibly honest about trees in winter, how they're experts at letting things go.

- Jeffrey McDaniel

January 21, 2019

We have an inner window through which we can see the world, and though it gets cloudy in life, it's our job to wipe it clean and see things as they really are.

- Sebastian Koch

January 20, 2019

For the moon never beams without bringing me dreams.

- Edgar Allan Poe, "Annabel Lee"

January 19, 2019

Give people high-fives just for getting out of bed. Being a person is hard sometimes.

- Kid President

January 18, 2019

"Your growing antlers," Bambi continued, "are proof of your intimate place in the forest, for of all the things that live and grow only the trees and the deer shed their foliage each year and replace it more strongly, more magnificently, in the spring. Each year the trees grow larger and put on more leaves. And so you too increase in size and wear a larger, stronger crown."

- Felix Salten, Bambi's Children

January 17, 2019

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle, it's about putting those exceptional pieces together.

- Glenn van Dekken

January 16, 2019

The Golden Arches are now more widely recognized than the Christian cross.

- Eric Schlosser

January 15, 2019

Each of you, as an individual, must pick your own goals. Listen to others, but do not become a blind follower.

- Thurgood Marshall

January 14, 2019

It turns out that if there are current magazines around, people steal them.

- Kevin Loria, Business Insider

January 13, 2019

It is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?

- National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

January 12, 2019

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash?

- Robert Brault

January 11, 2019

I have learned that there is more power in a good strong hug than in a thousand meaningful words.

- Ann Hood

January 10, 2019

A woman driver went through a red light. The cop stopped her and said, Lady, didn’t you see that red light? The woman said, You’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.

- Joey Bishop

January 09, 2019

Like a sausage: you might like the taste of it, but you don't necessarily want to see how it's made.

- Jimmy Wales

January 08, 2019

The way I drive, the way I handle a car, is an expression of my inner feelings.

- Lewis Hamilton

January 07, 2019

Anyone can count the seeds in an apple, but only God can count the number of apples in a seed.

- Robert H. Schuller

January 06, 2019

Growing up in the days when you still had to punch buttons to make a telephone call, I could recall the numbers of all my close friends and family. Today, I'm not sure if I know more than four phone numbers by heart. And that's probably more than most.

- Joshua Foer

January 05, 2019

The 12-step chocolate program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!

- Terry Moore

January 04, 2019

The world is round, and the place which may seem like the end may also be only the beginning.

- Ivy Baker Priest

January 03, 2019

The world is full of people who will help you manufacture tornados in order to blow out a match.

- Shaun Hick

January 02, 2019

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.

- Sophia Loren

January 01, 2019

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

- Oprah Winfrey