September 30, 2019

Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people.

- Colleen Hoover, Slammed

September 29, 2019

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

September 28, 2019

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

- Kinky Friedman

September 27, 2019

I don't know if you've ever seen a hundred thousand dollars before, except perhaps in the movies. But I assure you, something gets lost in the translation.
[opens briefcase revealing single stack of bills]

- DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story

September 26, 2019

People die at the fair.

- A Million Ways to Die

September 25, 2019

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.

- Albert Einstein

September 24, 2019

It is not the strength of the body that counts but the strength of the spirit.

- J.R.R. Tolkien

September 23, 2019

The day you feel like you've won, you need to drive out of the parking lot and not come back.

- Mark V. Hurd

September 22, 2019

What are you gonna do about it, Eyebrows?

- We're the Millers

September 21, 2019

A long pull, and a strong pull, and a pull altogether, my hearties, hurrah!

- Charles Dickens, "David Copperfield"

September 20, 2019

I think my idea of retirement might be to one day work a 40-hour week.

- Vince McMahon

September 19, 2019

This moment exhibits infinite space, but there is a space also wherein all moments are infinitely exhibited, and the everlasting duration of infinite space is another region and room of joys.

- Thomas Traherne

September 18, 2019

I cannot look at modern buildings without thinking of historical ones.

- Kevin McCloud

September 17, 2019

A stone is ingrained with geological and historical memories.

- Andy Goldsworthy

September 16, 2019

I always find beauty in things that are odd and imperfect - they are much more interesting.

- Marc Jacobs

September 15, 2019

The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself.

- Elizabeth Metcalf

September 14, 2019

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

- Czech Proverb

September 13, 2019

There will be a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning.

- Louis L'Amour

September 12, 2019

There is no wealth but life.

- John Ruskin

September 11, 2019

I reached between the seats to the backseat, where her purse was on the floor. It was the size of a grocery bag and it weighed a ton.
"What the hell do you have in this thing?"
"Everything."
I didn't ask for further explanation. I managed to pull the bag up to the front seat, open it, and find her iPad. I put the bag on the floor between my feet, lest I pull a muscle leveraging it into the back again.

- Michael Connelly, The Gods of Guilt

September 10, 2019

The objective of cleaning is not just to clean, but to feel happiness living within that environment.

- Marie Kondo

September 09, 2019

Turn on the light within, expand your horizons and reach your full potential.

- Amit Ray

September 08, 2019

I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross, and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.

- Mark Haddon

September 07, 2019

Antique things have an appreciation and worth. Something can be old, but it can be timeless; therefore, it becomes an antique. If this antique is preserved and deemed precious, it could be passed down as a family heirloom.

- CeeLo Green

September 06, 2019

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

- Mitch Hedberg

September 05, 2019

I felt like a kid standing in the world's greatest video arcade without any quarters, unable to do anything but walk around and watch the other kids play.

- Ernest Cline, Ready Player One

September 04, 2019

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things.

- George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

September 03, 2019

Man is a slow, sloppy, and brilliant thinker; computers are fast, accurate, and stupid.

- John Pfeiffer

September 02, 2019

You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.

- A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

September 01, 2019

He gave me water, and the heart to live.

- Ben-Hur