April 30, 2021

A tool is but the extension of a man’s hand, and a machine is but a complex tool. And he that invents a machine augments the power of a man and the well-being of mankind.

- Henry Ward Beecher

April 29, 2021

Don't let the same dog bite you twice.

- Chuck Berry

April 28, 2021

I've just been bitten on the neck by a vampire... mosquito. Does that mean that when the night comes I will rise and be annoying?

- Vera Nazarian

April 27, 2021

With the coming of spring, I am calm again.

- Gustav Mahler

April 26, 2021

I can resist everything except temptation.

- Oscar Wilde

April 25, 2021

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

- Woodrow Wilson

April 24, 2021

Discipline isn't about showing a dog who's boss; it's about taking responsibility for a living creature you have brought into your world.

- Cesar Millan

April 23, 2021

The manner of giving is worth more than the gift.

- Pierre Corneille

April 22, 2021

The snow must give way to the will of the spring.

- Pepper Blair

April 21, 2021

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.

- Sam Ewing

April 20, 2021

If you see a dandelion as a weed, you’ll spray it. If you see it as a flower, you’ll draw it close, turn it this way and that, and become lost in the colossal burst of slender golden petals that spew sunshine into the darkest of souls. And so, how many things have we sprayed that could have illuminated our souls if we would have let them be more than what we let them be?

- Craig D. Lounsbrough

April 19, 2021

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

- Will Rogers

April 18, 2021

The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.

- Mulan

April 17, 2021

The best rooms have something to say about the people who live in them

- David Hicks

April 16, 2021

Recipe: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog wouldn't eat.

- Author Unknown

April 15, 2021

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

- ...pilgrims, then the plague.

April 14, 2021

You'll have a lot more respect for a bird after you try making a nest.

- Cynthia Lewis

April 13, 2021

I think you can photograph a certain sliver of human presence in its absence... images taken in the empty rooms, the marks left on the walls, disappearing shadows, etc.

- Mona Kuhn

April 12, 2021

The eye is the jewel of the body.

- Henry David Thoreau

April 11, 2021

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground.

- Kim Young-ha

April 10, 2021

Every bird has its decoy, and every man is led and misled in his own peculiar way.

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

April 09, 2021

At the typewriter you find out who you are.

- Tom Robbins

April 08, 2021

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. If you don’t change it, you won’t go anywhere.

- Joyce Meyer

April 07, 2021

Blossom by blossom the spring begins.

- Algernon Charles Swinburne

April 06, 2021

The IRS sent back my tax return saying I owed $800. I said If you'll notice, I sent a paper clip with my return. Given what you've been paying for things lately, that should more than make up the difference.

- Emo Philips

April 05, 2021

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

- Caroline Rhea

April 04, 2021

Easter egg hunts are proof that children can find things when they really want.

- Author Unknown

April 03, 2021

Idleness is emptiness; the tree in which the sap is stagnant, remains fruitless.

- Hosea Ballou

April 02, 2021

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

- Gore Vidal

April 01, 2021

Sometimes off color language is the most efficient way to convey an idea.

- Dead Like Me