May 31, 2019

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.

- Abraham Lincoln

May 30, 2019

Philosophy is like trying to open a safe with a combination lock: each little adjustment of the dials seems to achieve nothing, only when everything is in place does the door open.

- Ludwig Wittgenstein

May 29, 2019

I love going to coffee shops and just sitting and listening.

- Julie Roberts

May 28, 2019

I just don't think there's a sunscreen that gives you enough protection.

- Brooke Burke

May 27, 2019

Summer is the time when one sheds one's tensions with one's clothes, and the right kind of day is jeweled balm for the battered spirit. A few of those days and you can become drunk with the belief that all's right with the world.

- Ada Louise Huxtable

May 26, 2019

We are not paying for another TV just so that you can have Jack Paar in your bedroom. We only have this one in case of a national emergency.

- The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

May 25, 2019

I fixed the newel post!

- National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

May 24, 2019

I would far rather have two or three lilies of the valley gathered for me by a person I like, than the most expensive bouquet that could be bought!

- Elizabeth Gaskell, Wives and Daughters

May 23, 2019

You'll come to see that a man learns nothing from winning. The act of losing, however, can elicit great wisdom. Not least of which is, uh... how much more enjoyable it is to win. It's inevitable to lose now and again. The trick is not to make a habit of it.

- A Good Year

May 22, 2019

I believe that vinyl will outlast CDs.

- Conor Oberst

May 21, 2019

People like abstract art because it makes them feel clever.

- James Acaster

May 20, 2019

I'm such a sucker for the Tiffany blue box.

- Jane Fallon

May 19, 2019

One of the most insane environments I have ever spent time in is a gun range. There we are, all in a line, armed to the teeth, firing away.

- Henry Rollins

May 18, 2019

Patience is the calm acceptance that things can happen in a different order than the one you have in mind.

- David G. Allen

May 17, 2019

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

- Cannon's Law

May 16, 2019

Animals don't lie. Animals don't criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.

- Betty White

May 15, 2019

My first single was based around the mishearing of the words 'make believe' - 'I thought she said maple leaves.' That kind of stuff is very central to my music and my life.

- Jens Lekman

May 14, 2019

Computers don't create computer animation any more than a pencil creates pencil animation. What creates computer animation is the artist.

- John Lasseter

May 13, 2019

I base most of my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.

- Gilda Radner

May 12, 2019

You must grow like a tree, not like a mushroom.

- Janet Erskine Stuart

May 11, 2019

No one knows where the axe will fall next.

- Naveen Andrews

May 10, 2019

I will not carry a gun.... I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!

- Hawkeye, M*A*S*H

May 09, 2019

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head.

- Terry Josephson

May 08, 2019

If cats could talk, they wouldn't.

- Nan Porter

May 07, 2019

Nature says thou shalt keep the air, skate, swim, walk, ride, run. When you have worn out your shoes, the strength of the sole leather has passed into the fibre of your body. I measure your health by the number of shoes and hats and clothes you have worn out. He is the richest man who pays the largest debt to his shoemaker.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

May 06, 2019

I can be as stubborn as a mule, sweet as tea, angry as a hornet, or loyal like a soldier. It all depends on you.

- Author Unknown

May 05, 2019

Life is as inexorable as the sea.

- Thomas Wentworth Higginson

May 04, 2019

Spring will come and so will happiness. Hold on. Life will get warmer.

- Anita Krizzan

May 03, 2019

I've apparently been the victim of growing up, which apparently happens to all of us at one point or another. It's been going on for quite some time now, without me knowing it. I've found that growing up can mean a lot of things. For me, it doesn't mean I should become somebody completely new and stop loving the things I used to love. It means I've just added more things to my list.

- Taylor Swift

May 02, 2019

I never get sick on airplanes, which is incredible. You're basically in a flying petri dish.

- Danny Meyer

May 01, 2019

I believe a child's most important job is to explore the world around them through play.

- Kellie Martin