September 30, 2020

You can't soar like an eagle when you surround yourself with turkeys.

- Motivational Speech

September 29, 2020

She's as nutty as squirrel poo.

- J. K. Rowling

September 28, 2020

A portrait is not made in the camera but on either side of it.

- Edward Steichen

September 27, 2020

Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods? Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet? In the clear yet, good.

- Taylor Swift, "Out of the Woods"

September 26, 2020

A chrysanthemum by any other name would be easier to spell.

- William J. Johnston

September 25, 2020

When we say, 'We are starving,' we have to remember that there are people who are literally starving. If everyone fed one person, one meal, we could make a huge difference.

- Tina Knowles

September 24, 2020

Theatre Patron #1: Hey, what's this show about, anyway? Theatre Patron #2: I don't know — they say it's some big gorilla. Theatre Patron #1: Oh, geez — ain't we got enough of them in New York.

- King Kong

September 23, 2020

Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told. Catherine Martin: Mister... my family will pay cash. Whatever ransom you're askin' for, they pay it. Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

- The Silence of the Lambs

September 22, 2020

Number 5: Hey, laser lips, your mama was a snow blower.

- Short Circuit

September 21, 2020

We are like blocks of wood. We can change our finish but not our grain.

- Alan Robert Neal

September 20, 2020

A Mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's.

- Princess Diana

September 19, 2020

I often joke that 100 years from now I hope people are saying, 'Dang, she looks good for her age!'

- Dolly Parton

September 18, 2020

I love listening to audiobooks - I always lose my glasses, but if I have an audiobook, I don't need them.

- Michaela Coel

September 17, 2020

Fear is the freaky troll under the bridge that leads to achievement.

- Richie Norton

September 16, 2020

Smell is a potent wizard that transports you across thousands of miles and all the years you have lived.

- Helen Keller

September 15, 2020

Headlines, in a way, are what mislead you because bad news is a headline, and gradual improvement is not.

- Bill Gates

September 14, 2020

The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.

- Bill Vaughan

September 13, 2020

Villager #1: If... she... weighs the same as a duck.. she's made of wood. Bedevere: And therefore? Villager #1: A witch!

- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

September 12, 2020

Indiana Jones: It belongs in a museum!

- Raiders of the Lost Ark

September 11, 2020

Furniture must have a personality as well as be beautiful.

- Rose Tarlow

September 10, 2020

Roger Thornhill: And what the devil is all this about? Why was I brought here? Phillip Vandamm: Games? Must we? Roger Thornhill: Not that I mind a slight case of abduction now and then, but I have tickets for the theater this evening, to a show I was looking forward to and I get, well, kind of *unreasonable* about things like that. Phillip Vandamm: With such expert playacting, you make this very room a theater.

- North by Northwest

September 09, 2020

Forrest Gump: Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

- Forrest Gump

September 08, 2020

Bodyguard: Did ya get the license number? Rocky: Of what? Bodyguard: The truck that run over your face.

- Rocky

September 07, 2020

Leisure is the time for doing something useful. This leisure the diligent person will obtain the lazy one never.

- Benjamin Franklin

September 06, 2020

George Hanson: [sitting down in diner] I think I'll order kidneys, 'cause I left mine out there on the road somewhere.

- Easy Rider

September 05, 2020

Families are like fudge — mostly sweet with a few nuts.

- Author Unknown

September 04, 2020

I do have a treadmill desk in my office, and for a while, I would walk on it while checking email and going through jokes. I haven't walked on it in probably four months. Now it's more of an upright dining table for me. At some point, moss will grow over it, birds will build nests, and nature will reclaim the treadmill as its own.

- Jimmy Kimmel

September 03, 2020

My best friend and I love to make fish faces.

- Beverley Mitchell

September 02, 2020

Break as few bones as possible and make as much noise as you can.

- Chevy Chase

September 01, 2020

Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.

- Sam Sundquist