October 31, 2018

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam may luck be yours on Halloween!

- Author Unknown

October 30, 2018

Unfaithful lover long since dead. Deep asleep in thy wormy bed. Wiggle thy toes, open thine eyes, twist thy fingers toward the sky. Life is sweet, be not shy. On thy feet. So sayeth I!

- Hocus Pocus

October 29, 2018

Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree.

- Emily Brontë

October 28, 2018

I think everyone deserves more than one World Series every 108 years so.

- Theo Epstein

October 27, 2018

Always.

- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

October 26, 2018

If you don’t think photos are important now, wait until they are all you have left.

- Missy Mwac

October 25, 2018

Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns.

- George Eliot

October 24, 2018

No one has the last word other than God.

- Rob Bell

October 23, 2018

And there it is, against all hope, like the sun peeking out from behind the clouds. The smallest hint of a smile.

- Amie Kaufman

October 22, 2018

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James!

- Ellen DeGeneres

October 21, 2018

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

- Scott Adams

October 20, 2018

Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all.

- Stanley Horowitz

October 19, 2018

I think very often the price paid for a work is the trophy itself.

- Arne Glimcher

October 18, 2018

There is no point in pointing fingers because there are three fingers pointing back at you.

- Hansika Motwani

October 17, 2018

Filmmaking is the ultimate team sport.

- Michael Keaton

October 16, 2018

What is the likelihood, of winning the lottery, then lose it all the next day when you step out your front door and get struck by lightning? Probably, very slim, but then anything is possible.

- Anthony Liccione

October 15, 2018

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

- Because he had no-body to go with!

October 14, 2018

Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a humans eyes.

- Jerry O'Connell

October 13, 2018

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.

- Harrison Ford

October 12, 2018

Don't get sick. And if you do get sick, die quickly.

- Alan Grayson

October 11, 2018

When you 'wait' for a waiter in a restaurant, aren't you a waiter.

- Author Unknown

October 10, 2018

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

- Muhammad Ali

October 09, 2018

Not I, nor anyone else can travel that road for you.
You must travel it by yourself.
It is not far. It is within reach.
Perhaps you have been on it since you were born, and did not know.
Perhaps it is everywhere - on water and land.

- Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass

October 08, 2018

Respectfully submitted for your perusal - a Kanamit. Height: a little over nine feet. Weight: in the neighborhood of three hundred and fifty pounds. Origin: unknown. Motives? Therein hangs the tale, for in just a moment, we're going to ask you to shake hands, figuratively, with a Christopher Columbus from another galaxy and another time. This is the Twilight Zone.

- Rod Serling, The Twilight Zone

October 07, 2018

How do you get an old lady to swear?

- Get the old lady sitting next to her to shout bingo!

October 06, 2018

"What a splendid day!" said Anne, drawing a long breath. 'Isn't it good just to be alive on a day like this? I pity the people who aren't born yet for missing it. They may have good days, of course, but they can never have this one.”

- L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

October 05, 2018

The lighthouse of the Lord beckons to all as we sail the seas of life.

- Thomas S. Monson, “Sailing Safely the Seas of Life”

October 04, 2018

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

- Erma Bombeck

October 03, 2018

There was once a businessman who was sitting by the beach in a small Brazilian village.
As he sat, he saw a Brazilian fisherman rowing a small boat towards the shore having caught quite few big fish.
The businessman was impressed and asked the fisherman, “How long does it take you to catch so many fish?”
The fisherman replied, “Oh, just a short while.”
“Then why don’t you stay longer at sea and catch even more?” The businessman was astonished.
“This is enough to feed my whole family,” the fisherman said.
The businessman then asked, “So, what do you do for the rest of the day?”
The fisherman replied, “Well, I usually wake up early in the morning, go out to sea and catch a few fish, then go back and play with my kids. In the afternoon, I take a nap with my wife, and evening comes, I join my buddies in the village for a drink — we play guitar, sing and dance throughout the night.”

The businessman offered a suggestion to the fisherman.
“I am a PhD in business management. I could help you to become a more successful person. From now on, you should spend more time at sea and try to catch as many fish as possible. When you have saved enough money, you could buy a bigger boat and catch even more fish. Soon you will be able to afford to buy more boats, set up your own company, your own production plant for canned food and distribution network. By then, you will have moved out of this village and to Sao Paulo, where you can set up HQ to manage your other branches.”

The fisherman continues, “And after that?”
The businessman laughs heartily, “After that, you can live like a king in your own house, and when the time is right, you can go public and float your shares in the Stock Exchange, and you will be rich.”
The fisherman asks, “And after that?”
The businessman says, “After that, you can finally retire, you can move to a house by the fishing village, wake up early in the morning, catch a few fish, then return home to play with kids, have a nice afternoon nap with your wife, and when evening comes, you can join your buddies for a drink, play the guitar, sing and dance throughout the night!”
The fisherman was puzzled, “Isn’t that what I am doing now?”

- http://paulocoelhoblog.com/2015/09/04/the-fisherman-and-the-businessman/

October 02, 2018

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in.

- George Washington Carver

October 01, 2018

Boats I see upon the river;
Some, so small they look like toys!
I can, easily, imagine
They are manned by tiny boys.
Then, I see the boats that duty
Takes far off across the sea;
And I send my prayers to Heaven
That protected they will be.

- Gertrude Tooley Buckingham, "The Picture I See from my Window"