October 31, 2019

Nobody looks like what they really are on the inside. You don’t. I don’t. People are much more complicated than that. It’s true of everybody.

- Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at the End of the Lane

October 30, 2019

It is the photographer, not the camera, that is the instrument.

- Eve Arnold

October 29, 2019

Trees and plants always look like the people they live with, somehow.

- Zora Neale Hurston

October 28, 2019

Mr. Waturi: "Joe, don't touch that! What are you doing?"
Joe: "I'm opening or closing the main drain."
Mr. Waturi: "You shouldn't be touching that, Joe."
Joe: "Nothing happened. You know how long I wondered what would happen if I did that?"
Mr. Waturi: "What's the matter with you?"
Joe: "Brain cloud."
Mr. Waturi: "What?"
Joe: "Oh, never mind."

- Joe Versus The Volcano

October 27, 2019

There are no straight lines or sharp corners in nature. Therefore, buildings must have no straight lines or sharp corners.

- Antoni Gaudi

October 26, 2019

I loved Autumn, the one season of the year that God seemed to have put there just for the beauty of it.

- Lee Maynard

October 25, 2019

A small speckled visitor
Wearing a crimson cape
Brighter than a cherry
Smaller than a grape
A polka-dotted someone
Walking on my wall
A black-hooded lady
In a scarlet shawl.

- Joan Walsh Anglund

October 24, 2019

I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage.

- Lefty Gomez

October 23, 2019

We lead our lives, and when they end, sometimes we leave a little of ourselves behind. Sometimes we leave money, a painting, sometimes we leave a kind word. And sometimes, we leave an empty space.

- Dead Like Me

October 22, 2019

I've always worn a lot of Ralph Lauren, and plaid shirts in general have been a signature piece for me. With plaid, you can look super-relaxed or you can look a bit dressed up.

- Avicii

October 21, 2019

A lot of people spend all this time painting their house, picking out rugs, and then they put fluorescent lighting in there. It totally ruins the mood.

- Bobby Berk

October 20, 2019

There are far, far better things ahead that any we leave behind.

- C.S. Lewis

October 19, 2019

Ross: [while moving a sofa with Rachel and Chandler] Pivot. Pi-vot. PI-VOT.

- Friends (The One with the Cop)

October 18, 2019

Home is the nicest word there is.

- Laura Ingalls Wilder

October 17, 2019

Now Autumn's fire burns slowly along the woods and day by day the dead leaves fall and melt.

- William Allingham

October 16, 2019

Everyone must take time to sit and watch the leaves turn.

- Elizabeth Lawrence

October 15, 2019

When witches go riding,
and black cats are seen,
the moon laughs and whispers,
‘tis near Halloween.

- Author unknown

October 14, 2019

You have to accept the fact that sometimes you are the pigeon, and sometimes you are the statue.

- Claude Chabrol

October 13, 2019

Men see things in a box, and women see them in a round room.

- Elizabethtown

October 12, 2019

What's a bigger mystery box than a movie theater? You go to the theater, you're just so excited to see anything - the moment the lights go down is often the best part.

- J. J. Abrams

October 11, 2019

Some people go to bed at night thinking, 'That was a good day.' I am one of those who worries and asks, 'How did I screw up today?'

- Tom Hanks

October 10, 2019

You must take personal responsibility. You cannot change the circumstances, the seasons, or the wind, but you can change yourself. That is something you have charge of.

- Jim Rohn

October 09, 2019

If you make listening and observation your occupation you will gain much more than you can by talk.

- Robert Baden-Powell

October 08, 2019

Victor Melling:
Why is New Jersey called "The Garden State"?
Gracie Hart:
Because "Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State" wouldn't fit on a license plate?

- Miss Congeniality

October 07, 2019

If I am a legend, then why am I so lonely?

- Judy Garland

October 06, 2019

There is always a sadness about packing. I guess you wonder if where you're going is as good as where you've been.

- Richard Proenneke, One Man's Wilderness: An Alaskan Odyssey

October 05, 2019

When you remove the risk, you remove the challenge. When you remove the challenge, you wither on the vine.

- Alex Lowe

October 04, 2019

I'm running to the super-mark-up.

- Connie (Papa)

October 03, 2019

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world.

- Lois Wyse

October 02, 2019

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night...
...I should have put it on aloha setting.

October 01, 2019

We can fill our lives with ‘stuff,’ but as we do we’re concurrently filling our lives with the obligation to maintain that ‘stuff.

- Craig D. Lounsbrough