April 30, 2019

Good night! Good night!
Far flies the light;
But still God's love
Shall shine above,
Making all bright,
Good night! Good night!

- Victor Hugo

April 29, 2019

The most common characteristic of childhood building toys is that they snap together in one way or another. Technology is constantly shifting, and we should make sure that whatever we build is interoperable and pliable.

- Cathy Engelbert

April 28, 2019

I've always enjoyed seeing the world through the eyes of my grandchildren.

- Neil Sedaka

April 27, 2019

My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.

- Elayne Boosler

April 26, 2019

The question is, are we happy to suppose that our grandchildren may never be able to see an elephant except in a picture book?

- David Attenborough

April 25, 2019

Here today gone to Maui!

- Tim Tim Sternberg

April 24, 2019

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.

- Ziad K. Abdelnour

April 23, 2019

Minds are like flowers; they open only when the time is right.

- Stephen Richards

April 22, 2019

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

- Mitch Hedberg

April 21, 2019

Everything is relative except relatives, and they are absolute.

- Alfred Stieglitz

April 20, 2019

Great art picks up where nature ends.

- Marc Chagall

April 19, 2019

Happiness is a long hot bubble bath.

- Author Unknown

April 18, 2019

Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little;
Cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more.

- Meredith Willson, "Pick-A-Little, Talk-A-Little," The Music Man

April 17, 2019

It takes darkness to be aware of the light.

- Treasure Tatum

April 16, 2019

Roads do not upgrade or maintain themselves. Bridges do not repair themselves or rebuild themselves.

- Martin O'Malley

April 15, 2019

I know I'm a little rough around the edges but it isn't anything a little sanding couldn't smooth out.

- Amanda Vanderze

April 14, 2019

My favorite day is like when it's raining, and I can just lie on the couch.

- Lloyd Blankfein

April 13, 2019

God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.

- J.G. Holland

April 12, 2019

Life is like playing a guitar and meditation is like music. Small session of rehearsals daily won’t show much but would make you ROCK in the long run.

- Vikrmn, Guru with Guitar

April 11, 2019

This makes me very angry, very angry indeed.

- Marvin the Martian

April 10, 2019

These flowers will be rotten in a couple hours. Birds will crap on them. The smoke here will make them stink, and tomorrow a bulldozer will probably run over them, but for right now they are so beautiful.

- Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

April 09, 2019

Laughter is a feather. Anger is a brick.

- Terri Guillemets, "Be Light"

April 08, 2019

Finally, my winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls.

- Author Unknown

April 07, 2019

I love spring flowers: daffodils and hyacinths are the ultimate flower for me. They are the essence of spring.

- Kirsty Gallacher

April 06, 2019

Part of an ensemble show is realizing it's a collaboration. It's like a symphony. Everybody takes their turn, but it's really the collective group that matters.

- Jurnee Smollett-Bell

April 05, 2019

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

- Steven Wright

April 04, 2019

Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.

- Lewis Grizzard

April 03, 2019

College was especially sweet because of the positive, hopeful atmosphere of a college campus.

- Jerry Kramer

April 02, 2019

Filming is a funny combination of having a good time and not being able to wait until it's over.

- Nicole Holofcener

April 01, 2019

When one door closes another opens but all too often there is a long hallway in between.

- Rick Jarow