November 30, 2009

I betrayed Gutenberg for McLuhan long ago.

- Chris Marker

November 29, 2009

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game.

- Paul Rodriguez

November 28, 2009

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

- Anonymous

November 27, 2009

Fatigue is the best pillow.

- Benjamin Franklin

November 26, 2009

Stand up, on this Thanksgiving Day, stand upon your feet. Believe in man. Soberly and with clear eyes, believe in your own time and place. There is not, and there never has been a better time, or a better place to live in.

- Phillips Brooks

November 25, 2009

Mr. Tweedy: What is it?
Mrs. Tweedy: It's a pie machine, you idiot. Chickens go in, pies come out.
Mr. Tweedy: Ooh, what kind of pies?
Mrs. Tweedy: Apple.
Mr. Tweedy: My favourite.
Mrs. Tweedy: Chicken pies, you great lummox.

- Chicken Run

November 24, 2009

A chuckle a day may not keep the doctor away, but it sure does make those times in life's waiting room a little more bearable.

- Anne Wilson Schaef

November 23, 2009

But it wasn't her fault! Ah - well - first, ahh, this shark chased us - yeah - yeah! And we tried to - but we couldn't - and - grrrrrrrrr - and - and we - whoooaaaaaa - oh, and then we were safe. But then this seagull came, and it was this is this, and that is that, and...

- The Little Mermaid

November 22, 2009

Phoebe: A house for dolls. That's great. When I was growing up I had a barrel.
Joey: You had a barrel for a doll house?
Phoebe: No, just a barrel.

- Friends

November 21, 2009

Christmas is forever, not for just one day,
for loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away
like bells and lights and tinsel, in some box upon a shelf.
The good you do for others is good you do yourself...

- Norman Wesley Brooks, "Let Every Day Be Christmas"

November 20, 2009

Without labor nothing prospers.

- Sophocles

November 19, 2009

The only difference between men and boys... is the cost of their toys.

- Author Unknown

November 18, 2009

Where's my dinner?

- Pleasantville

November 17, 2009

People find it hard to be both comic and serious, though life manages it easily enough.

- Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

November 16, 2009

Anger is short-lived madness.

- Horace

November 15, 2009

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

- Charles M. Schulz

November 14, 2009

Colors are so hot this year? Neon oranges, lime green, hot pink.

- Rose Brueggenman

November 13, 2009

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

- Oscar Wilde

November 12, 2009

It's a bit chilly at the moment but hopefully the sun will come out and warm things up a bit. That would be good for us.

- Shivnarine Chanderpaul

November 11, 2009

The thing about archery is that everyone can do it and everyone can have a good day at it. You don't have to be an expert.

- Tom Barker

November 10, 2009

Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness.
We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways.

- Samuel McChord Crothers

November 09, 2009

Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.

- Janet Lane

November 08, 2009

By gaming we lose both our time
and treasure - two things most
precious to the life of man.

- Owen Felltham

November 07, 2009

I was watching the technicians' face while she was first doing the ultrasound looking for a reaction of any kind,

- Wayne Anderson

November 06, 2009

Designed to let people gather and meet other people, the dinner includes a 30-minute activity before each meal when clinic volunteers will teach participants fun, easy ways to cook and prepare meals for themselves and for their families.

- Leslie Carter