April 30, 2009

I always feel like a goofy little kid.

- Julia Stiles

April 29, 2009

One must always have one's boots on and be ready to go.

- Michel de Monaigne

April 28, 2009

I cannot walk through the suburbs in the solitude of the night without thinking that the night pleases us because it suppresses idle details, just as our memory does.

- Jorge Luis Borges

April 27, 2009

The sun was warm but the wind was chill.
You know how it is with an April day.

- Robert Frost

April 26, 2009

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

- Dave Barry

April 25, 2009

If you're at a party, and you say to somebody, 'Isn't it hot outside?' then how interesting are you? But if you say, 'Sit down, I'm going to tell you a story that'll knock your socks off,' they'll never forget you.

- Liz Smith

April 24, 2009

Weather patterns can change. We need to be prepared for that.

- Bill Doran

April 23, 2009

Ketchup! Ketchup! Stupid Americanos always ketchup...

- Hudson Hawk

April 22, 2009

At the desk where I sit, I have learned one great truth. The answer for all our national problems - the answer for all the problems of the world - come to a single word. That word is education.

- Lyndon B. Johnson

April 21, 2009

For winter's rains and ruins are over,
And all the season of snows and sins;
The days dividing lover and lover,
The light that loses, the night that wins.

- Algernon Charles Swinburne

April 20, 2009

The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain.

- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

April 19, 2009

I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about.

- Oscar Wilde

April 18, 2009

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

- Evan Esar

April 17, 2009

There she was just walking down the street
Singing do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do
Snapping her fingers and shuffling her feet
Singing do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do.

- Manfred Mann, "Do Wah Diddy Diddy"

April 16, 2009

The camera relieves us of the burden of memory. It surveys us like God, and it surveys for us. Yet no other god has been so cynical, for the camera records in order to forget.

- John Berger

April 15, 2009

"Something doesn't smell right. They've been gone too long. Far too long! Much longer than they've ever been!"

"Wake up and smell the kibble. They dumped us!"

"No! Not Peter!"

- Homeward Bound

April 14, 2009

Adventure must start with running away from home.

- William Bolitho

April 13, 2009

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE.

- Linda Grayson, "The Pickwick Papers"

April 12, 2009

Easter tells us that life is to be interpreted not simply in terms of things but in terms of ideals.

- Charles M. Crowe

April 11, 2009

Wearing sunglasses at night hurts your eyes after a while.

- Corey Hart

April 10, 2009

"Frankie says RELAX"

- Frankie Goes To Hollywood

April 09, 2009

Come on Eileen! Well, I swear (what he means)
At this moment, you mean everything
With you in that dress, my thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty ......
Ah, come on Eileen!

- Dexy's Midnight Runners, "Come on Eileen"

April 08, 2009

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

- David Barry

April 07, 2009

Wouldn't it be nice if our lives were like VCRS (video recorders), and we could "fast forward' through the crummy times?

- "Peanuts", Charles M. Schulz

April 06, 2009

Realize what you really want. It stops you from chasing butterflies and puts you to work digging gold.

- William Moulton Marston

April 05, 2009

Grab your coat, and get your hat, Leave your worry on the doorstep Just direct your feet, To the sunny side of the street.

- Dorothy Fields

April 04, 2009

I love this crazy, tragic
Sometimes almost magic
Awful beautiful life...

- Darryl Worley

April 03, 2009

It's almost like the hard times circle 'round
A couple drops and they all start coming down
Yeah, I might feel defeated,
I might hang my head
I might be barely breathing - but I'm not dead, no

Cause Tomorrow's another day
And I'm thirsty anyway
So bring on the rain..

- Jo Dee Messina & Tim McGraw, "Bring on the Rain"

April 02, 2009

Well, bite my butt and call me an apple! She nearly took her head off!

- A League of Their Own

April 01, 2009

Oh, shit.' Just the way that he said it, his tone, I knew it was really a bad situation. It registered what was happening ? that the rocks were coming down.

- Jessica Post

You can sit around and wait for the good things to happen to you, you can go out and make them happen.

- Anonymous