April 30, 2010

The creative person is both more primitive and more cultivated, more destructive, a lot madder and a lot saner, than the average person.

- Frank Barron, Think

April 29, 2010

The printing press is either the greatest blessing or the greatest curse of modern times, one sometimes forgets which.

- James Matthew Barrie

April 28, 2010

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

- Author Unknown

April 27, 2010

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

- William Shakespeare

April 26, 2010

Youth is a perpetual intoxication; it is a fever of the mind.

- François Duc de la Rochefoucauld

April 25, 2010

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

- Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

April 24, 2010

Pacha: Where'd you come from, little guy?
Kuzco: No... touchy.
Pacha: Demon llama!
Kuzco: Demon llama? Where?
[Turns around and sees Misty, a real llama]
Misty: Maaah.
Kuzco: Aaah!

- The Emperor's New Groove

April 23, 2010

It must have been from too many video games growing up.

- Joe Maddon

April 22, 2010

You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms too full to embrace the present.

- Jan Glidewell

April 21, 2010

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.

- Frank A. Clark

April 20, 2010

In every work of genius, we recognize our own rejected thoughts; they come back to us with a certain alienated
majesty.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson,
"Self Reliance," Essays, 1841

April 19, 2010

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

- Winnie the Pooh

April 18, 2010

I just want to know how people with multiple personalities fill out their census papers.

- Anonymous

April 17, 2010

Life can't ever really defeat a writer who is in love with writing, for life itself is a writer's lover until death - fascinating, cruel, lavish, warm, cold, treacherous, constant.

- Edna Ferber, A Kind of Magic, 1963

April 16, 2010

May sleep envelop you as a bed sheet floating gently down, tickling your skin and removing every worry. Reminding you to consider only this moment.

- Jeb Dickerson

April 15, 2010

If you want to be happy, be.

- Leo Tolstoy

April 14, 2010

Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting perhaps for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil or a better break or a string of pearls or a pair of pants or a wig with curls or another chance. Everyone is just waiting.

- Dr. Seuss

April 13, 2010

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.

- Cynthia Heimel

April 12, 2010

I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read and all the friends I want to see.

- John Burroughs

April 11, 2010

I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert.

- Jason Love

April 10, 2010

Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.

- Jennifer Yane

April 09, 2010

Words - so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of one who knows how to combine them.

- Nathaniel Hawthorne

April 08, 2010

A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.

- Jimmy Cannon

April 07, 2010

The road leading to a goal does not separate you from the destination; it is essentially a part of it.

- Charles DeLint

April 06, 2010

They were high school sweethearts. She's holding up really strong.

- Kevin Cosgrove