May 31, 2010

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

- Franklin D. Roosevelt

May 30, 2010

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

- Steven Wright

May 29, 2010

There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

- Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant, 1968

May 28, 2010

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?

- Erma Bombeck

May 27, 2010

Farewell! a word that must be, and hath been -
A sound which makes us linger; - yet - farewell!

- Lord Byron

May 26, 2010

You cannot always have happiness, but you can always give happiness.

- Author Unknown

May 25, 2010

The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be the beginning.

- Ivy Baker Priest

May 24, 2010

Don't be dismayed at goodbyes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetime, is certain for those who are friends.

- Richard Bach

May 23, 2010

Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.

- Voltaire, letter to Count Schomberg, 31 August 1769

May 22, 2010

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success.

- Robert Orben

May 21, 2010

When I can look Life in the eyes,
Grown calm and very coldly wise,
Life will have given me the Truth,
And taken in exchange - my youth.

- Sara Teasdale

May 20, 2010

Silences make the real conversations between friends. Not the saying but the never needing to say is what counts.

- Margaret Lee Runbeck, Answer Without Ceasing

May 19, 2010

After a night in fight club, everything in the real world gets the volume turned down. Nothing can piss you off. Your word is law, and if other people break that law or question you, even that doesn't piss you off.

- Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 6

May 18, 2010

Dear beautiful Spring weather, I miss you. Was it something I said?

- "Skipper" Kim Corbin

May 17, 2010

Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of.

- Charles Richards

May 16, 2010

Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

- Cher

May 15, 2010

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

- Lucille Ball

May 14, 2010

Sooner or later we all discover that the important moments in life are not the advertised ones, not the birthdays, the graduations, the weddings, not the great goals achieved. The real milestones are less prepossessing. They come to the door of memory unannounced, stray dogs that amble in, sniff around a bit and simply never leave. Our lives are measured by these.

- Susan B. Anthony

May 13, 2010

No more teachers, no more books, no more teachers dirty looks. When the teacher rings the bell, drop your books and run like hell!

- Childhood saying

May 12, 2010

Your schooling may be over, but remember that your education still continues.

- Author Unknown

May 11, 2010

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

- J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 21

May 10, 2010

Constant use will not wear ragged the fabric of friendship.

- Dorothy Parker

May 09, 2010

I don't drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate chip cookies.

- Author Unknown

May 08, 2010

It's double the giggles and double the grins, and double the trouble if you're blessed with twins.

- Author Unknown

May 07, 2010

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.

- Colette