November 30, 2012

Baking cookies is comforting, and cookies are the sweetest little bit of comfort food. They are very bite-sized and personal.

- Sandra Lee

November 29, 2012

You made me so angry, very angry indeed!

- Marvin the Martian

November 28, 2012

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

- Fran Lebowitz

November 27, 2012

November comes
And November goes,
With the last red berries
And the first white snows.

With night coming early,
And dawn coming late,
And ice in the bucket
And frost by the gate.

The fires burn
And the kettles sing,
And earth sinks to rest
Until next spring.

- Elizabeth Coatsworth

November 26, 2012

One cannot spend forever sitting and solving the mysteries of one's history.

- Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book the Thirteenth: The End, 2006

November 25, 2012

You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do.

- Steve Martin

November 24, 2012

Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons.

- Ruth Ann Schabacker

November 23, 2012

I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.

- Harlan Miller

November 22, 2012

Gobble, gobble who was that
Mr. Turkey big and fat
Gobble, gobble what does he say
Eat me on Thanksgiving day!

- Children's Song

November 21, 2012

If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.

- Author Unknown

November 20, 2012

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

- Ernest Hemingway

November 19, 2012

He puzzled and puzzed till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. Maybe Christmas, he thought... doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps... means a little bit more!

- How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

November 18, 2012

We are dying from overthinking. We are slowly killing ourselves by thinking about everything. Think. Think. Think. You can never trust the human mind anyway. It's a death trap.

- Anthony Hopkins

November 17, 2012

Don't count your chickens before they are hatched.

- Proverb

November 16, 2012

Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.

- Mike Connolly

November 15, 2012

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

- Arthur C. Clarke

November 14, 2012

We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry.

- E. B. White

November 13, 2012

To create something exceptional, your mindset must be relentlessly focused on the smallest detail.

- Giorgio Armani

November 12, 2012

Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.

- George Bernard Shaw

November 11, 2012

If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

- Dave Barry

November 10, 2012

Every man's memory is his private literature.

- Aldous Huxley

November 09, 2012

The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to.

- F. Scott Fitzgerald

November 08, 2012

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

- Oscar Wilde

November 07, 2012

November's sky is chill and drear,
November's leaf is red and sear.

- Sir Walter Scott

November 06, 2012

Nobody will ever deprive the American people of the right to vote except the American people themselves and the only way they could do this is by not voting.

- Franklin D. Roosevelt

November 05, 2012

Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you.

- Princess Diana

November 04, 2012

If I don't do laundry today, I'm gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow.

- Anna Paquin

November 03, 2012

Annie, there's a big lobster behind the refrigerator. I can't get it out. This thing's heavy. Maybe if I put a little dish of butter sauce here with a nutcracker, it will run out the other side.

- Annie Hall

November 02, 2012

Don't tell me the sky is the limit, there are footprints on the moon!

- Anonymouse

November 01, 2012

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.

- Mark Twain