We're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdn...




We're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness - and call it love - true love.
- Robert Fulghum, True Love

I think people are intimidated by grilling ... maybe it's the flame, maybe it's the big g...




I think people are intimidated by grilling ... maybe it's the flame, maybe it's the big grills, maybe they've had some bad childhood experiences ... but I think that grilling is actually the easiest technique in cooking.
- Bobby Flay

Cassie Munro: Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house. Jamie Munro: What? Cas...



Cassie Munro: Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house.
Jamie Munro: What?
Cassie Munro: Oh, my God, it's your husband.
- RV

Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them. - Dion Boucicault





Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them.
- Dion Boucicault

“Muggles have garden gnomes, too, you know," Harry told Ron as they crossed the lawn. &quo...




“Muggles have garden gnomes, too, you know," Harry told Ron as they crossed the lawn.

"Yeah, I've seen those things they think are gnomes," said Ron, bent double with his head in a peony bush, "like fat little Santa Clauses with fishing rods...”
- J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

One can find so many pains when the rain is falling. - John Steinbeck




One can find so many pains when the rain is falling.
- John Steinbeck

Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the course! Carl Spackler: Check me if I'm wrong ...





Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the course!
Carl Spackler: Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
Sandy: Gophers, ya great git! The gophers! The little brown furry rodents!
Carl Spackler: We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason.
- Caddyshack

Two-hundred forty horsepower isn't enough to move me anymore. Enough to move my body, yes,...






Two-hundred forty horsepower isn't enough to move me anymore. Enough to move my body, yes, but not my soul.
- S.A. Sachs

If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild ...







If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?
- Will Rogers

Racing teaches us to challenge ourselves. It teaches us to push beyond where we thought we coul...






Racing teaches us to challenge ourselves. It teaches us to push beyond where we thought we could go. It helps us to find out what we are made of. This is what we do. This is what it's all about.
- Patti Sue Plumer, U.S. Olympian

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty. - Wendy Liebman






I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.
- Wendy Liebman

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. - Chinese Proverb





Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are.
- Chinese Proverb

There is no doubt that creativity is the most important human resource of all. Without creativi...






There is no doubt that creativity is the most important human resource of all. Without creativity, there would be no progress, and we would be forever repeating the same patterns.
- Edward de Bono

We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. L...





We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining- they just shine.
- Dwight L. Moody

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Hen...






Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures.
- Henry Ward Beecher

Wish on everything. Pink cars are good, especially old ones. And stars of course, first stars and...




Wish on everything. Pink cars are good, especially old ones. And stars of course, first stars and shooting stars. Planes will do if they are the first light in the sky and look like stars. Wish in tunnels, holding your breath and lifting your feet off the ground. Birthday candles. Baby teeth.
- Francesca Lia Block

Man's heart away from nature becomes hard. - Standing Bear






Man's heart away from nature becomes hard.
- Standing Bear

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it wo...






Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip.
- Jon Bon Jovi

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to dest...






Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the potential of the Force.
- Darth Vader, Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

It is the framework which changes with each new technology and not just the picture within the f...





It is the framework which changes with each new technology and not just the picture within the frame.
- Marshall McLuhan

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dadadadadadadada circus dadadadadadadada afro circus afro circus afro polk dot polka dot polka dot AFRO
- Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

Some had dogs where they were before. So they may say something like 'I used to have a dog t...





Some had dogs where they were before. So they may say something like 'I used to have a dog that looked just like this' or 'My dog used to do the same thing.' And then they'll talk about their happy memories.
- Ross Stevenson

Don't be ashamed to weep; 'tis right to grieve. Tears are only water, and flowers, tree...






Don't be ashamed to weep; 'tis right to grieve. Tears are only water, and flowers, trees, and fruit cannot grow without water. But there must be sunlight also. A wounded heart will heal in time, and when it does, the memory and love of our lost ones is sealed inside to comfort us.
- Brian Jacques, Taggerung

Inspiration is for amateurs--the rest of us just show up and get to work. - Chuck Close - Joe Fi...





Inspiration is for amateurs--the rest of us just show up and get to work. - Chuck Close
- Joe Fig, Inside the Painter's Studio

All Dogs Go To Heaven - Earl Hamner







All Dogs Go To Heaven
- Earl Hamner

To preserve a man alive in the midst of so many chances and hostilities, is as great a miracl...








To preserve a man alive in the midst of so many chances and hostilities, is as great a miracle as to create him.
- Jeremy Taylor

The ground we walk on, the plants and creatures, the clouds above constantly dissolving into ne...






The ground we walk on, the plants and creatures, the clouds above constantly dissolving into new formations - each gift of nature possessing its own radiant energy, bound together by cosmic harmony.
- Ruth Bernhard

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse






There are always flowers for those who want to see them.
- Henri Matisse

To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven. - Ralph Waldo Emerson





To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Mil...






Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan