March 31, 2014

In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

- Mark Twain

March 30, 2014

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you!

- Tommy Smothers

March 29, 2014

To live alone one must be a beast or a god, says Aristotle. Leaving out the third case: one must be both - a philosopher.

- Friedrich Nietzsche

March 28, 2014

I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.

- Albert Einstein

March 27, 2014

Fashion Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

- Author Unknown

March 26, 2014

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

- Tommy Cooper

March 25, 2014

Knowledge of what is does not open the door directly to what should be.

- Albert Einstein

March 24, 2014

The city disappears street by street as you enter it.

- Ian Seed

March 23, 2014

Rub /rəb/ (verb)

To scour; to burnish; to polish; to brighten; to cleanse; -- often with up or over; as, to rub up silver.

March 22, 2014

It is difficult not to wonder whether that combination of elements which produces a machine for labor does not create also a soul of sorts, a dull resentful metallic will, which can rebel at times.

- Pearl S. Buck

March 21, 2014

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.

- Paula Poundstone

March 20, 2014

The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month.

- Henry Van Dyke

March 19, 2014

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

- Albert Einstein

March 18, 2014

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful.

- Alice Walker

March 17, 2014

We've never had problems on St. Patrick's Day. I mean, maybe people not wearing enough green, but other than that it's just fun with us.

- Ryan Coonerty

March 16, 2014

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.

- Salvador Dali

March 15, 2014

Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter.Lullabies, dreams and love ever after. Poems and songs with pipes and drums. A thousand welcomes when anyone comes... That's the Irish for you!

- Irish Sayings

March 14, 2014

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

- Milton Berle

March 13, 2014

Is everything as urgent as your stress would imply?

- Terri Guillemets

March 12, 2014

We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.

- Dave Barry

March 11, 2014

I know not what the future holds, but I know who holds the future.

- Author Unknown

March 10, 2014

I get asked a lot why Apple's customers are so loyal. It's not because they belong to the Church of Mac! That's ridiculous.

- Steve Jobs

March 09, 2014

I would love to have twins. I think there's something nice about having two babies, and they're there for each other their whole entire life.

- Melanie Brown

March 08, 2014

Oh I'll stay with you through the ups and the downs,
Yes I'll stay with you when no one else is around,
When the dark clouds arrive I will stay by your side,
I know we'll be alright I will stay with you.

- John Legend, "Stay With You"

March 07, 2014

Amateurs worry about equipment, professionals worry about money, masters worry about light, I just take pictures.

- Vernon Trent

March 06, 2014

EVE: Directive?
[WALL-E demonstrates his trash-compacting function]
WALL-E: Ta-dah!
EVE: Ohhh...
WALL-E: Dirrrrr-ect-tivvve?
EVE: Directive?
[WALL-E nods]
EVE: Classified.
WALL-E: Oh.

- WALL-E

March 05, 2014

Music is what life sounds like.

- Eric Olson

March 04, 2014

Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.

- Jonathan Swift

March 03, 2014

Technology is nothing. What's important is that you have a faith in people, that they're basically good and smart, and if you give them tools, they'll do wonderful things with them.

- Steve Jobs

March 02, 2014

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million.

- Walt Streightiff

March 01, 2014

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

- Mark Twain