May 31, 2014

Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we've done something wonderful, that's what matters to me.

- Steve Jobs

May 30, 2014

The greatest education in the world is watching the masters at work.

- Michael Jackson

May 29, 2014

I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens.

- Isaac Bashevis Singer

May 28, 2014

Pretty much every plant and animal alive today is the result of eons of natural cross-breeding.

- Neil deGrasse Tyson

May 27, 2014

We've got to throw this one out of the window and forget about it.

- Evgeni Nabokov

May 26, 2014

The American flag, Old Glory, standing tall and flying free over American soil for 228 years is the symbol of our beloved country. It is recognized from near and afar, and many lives have been lost defending it.

- Jeff Miller

May 25, 2014

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.

- Jane Howard

May 24, 2014

This corn will teach to you, should you peel away the husk, and be willing to open your ears.

- Anthony Liccione

May 23, 2014

Do not be angry with the rain; it simply does not know how to fall upwards.

- Vladimir Nabokov

May 22, 2014

Don't fear failure so much that you refuse to try new things. The saddest summary of a life contains three descriptions: could have, might have, and should have.

- Louis E. Boone

May 21, 2014

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.

- Gordon B. Hinckley

May 20, 2014

Pets are humanizing. They remind us we have an obligation and responsibility to preserve and nurture and care for all life.

- James Cromwell

May 19, 2014

The artist must create a spark before he can make a fire and before art is born, the artist must be ready to be consumed by the fire of his own creation.

- Auguste Rodin

May 18, 2014

It is not enough to be busy. So are the ants. The question is: What are we busy about?

- Henry David Thoreau

May 17, 2014

Every time you perform a magic trick, you're engaging in experimental psychology. If the audience asks, 'How the hell did he do that?' then the experiment was successful.

- Teller

May 16, 2014

Remember, I am not trying to orbit the earth. It is a simple elevator ride for 20 minutes.

- Brian Walker

May 15, 2014

Take a break and smell the flowers.

- Author Unknown

May 14, 2014

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

- Charles M. Schulz

May 13, 2014

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

- Andy Rooney

May 12, 2014

John Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

- Jurassic Park

May 11, 2014

Always keep your mind as bright and clear as the vast sky, the great ocean, and the highest peak, empty of all thoughts. Always keep your body filled with light and heat. Fill yourself with the power of wisdom and enlightenment.

- Morihei Ueshiba

May 10, 2014

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell.

- Bill Copeland

May 09, 2014

I live in Florida, and when people ask how close to the beach I am, I say, “Twelve minutes or twelve hours. Depends on which beach you want to go to.”

- Jarod Kintz

May 08, 2014

The devil himself had probably redesigned Hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts.

- Anthony Price

May 07, 2014

I think you mean comic books. Comics are feeble attempts at humour featuring talking babies and anthropomorphized pets found traditionally in the optimistically named funny pages.

- Big Bang Theory

May 06, 2014

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb.

- Nelson Mandela

May 05, 2014

Cinco de Mayo makes me long for a world in which all holidays are conveniently named after the dates on which they fall.

- Author Unknown

May 04, 2014

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.

- Margaret Atwood, Bluebeard's Egg

May 03, 2014

Runs end. Running doesn't.

- Nike

May 02, 2014

Night is a time of terror. Worries and anxieties are unleashed by the darkness, when the distractions and the busyness of the day can no longer keep them at bay.

- Killing Lincoln by Bill O'Reilly

May 01, 2014

Nothing is softer or more flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.

- Lao Tzu