In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours. - Mark Twain



In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

- Mark Twain

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you! - Tommy Smothers




Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you!

- Tommy Smothers

To live alone one must be a beast or a god, says Aristotle. Leaving out the third case: one must be both - a philosopher. - Friedrich N...



To live alone one must be a beast or a god, says Aristotle. Leaving out the third case: one must be both - a philosopher.

- Friedrich Nietzsche

I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious. - Albert Einstein



I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.

- Albert Einstein

Fashion Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly. - Author Unknown



Fashion Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

- Author Unknown

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'...



You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

- Tommy Cooper

Knowledge of what is does not open the door directly to what should be. - Albert Einstein


Knowledge of what is does not open the door directly to what should be.

- Albert Einstein

The city disappears street by street as you enter it. - Ian Seed



The city disappears street by street as you enter it.

- Ian Seed

Rub /rəb/ (verb) To scour; to burnish; to polish; to brighten; to cleanse; -- often with up or over; as, to rub up silver.




Rub /rəb/ (verb)

To scour; to burnish; to polish; to brighten; to cleanse; -- often with up or over; as, to rub up silver.



It is difficult not to wonder whether that combination of elements which produces a machine for labor does not create also a soul of sort...




It is difficult not to wonder whether that combination of elements which produces a machine for labor does not create also a soul of sorts, a dull resentful metallic will, which can rebel at times.

- Pearl S. Buck

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone




Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.

- Paula Poundstone

The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month....




The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month.

- Henry Van Dyke

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein




Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

- Albert Einstein

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - ...




In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful.

- Alice Walker

We've never had problems on St. Patrick's Day. I mean, maybe people not wearing enough green, but other than that it's just...






We've never had problems on St. Patrick's Day. I mean, maybe people not wearing enough green, but other than that it's just fun with us.

- Ryan Coonerty

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali




Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.

- Salvador Dali

Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter.Lullabies, dreams and love ever after. Poems and songs with pipes and drums. A thousand welc...




Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter.Lullabies, dreams and love ever after. Poems and songs with pipes and drums. A thousand welcomes when anyone comes... That's the Irish for you!

- Irish Sayings

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle



If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

- Milton Berle

Is everything as urgent as your stress would imply? - Terri Guillemets



Is everything as urgent as your stress would imply?

- Terri Guillemets

We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels in...



We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.

- Dave Barry

I know not what the future holds, but I know who holds the future. - Author Unknown



I know not what the future holds, but I know who holds the future.

- Author Unknown

I get asked a lot why Apple's customers are so loyal. It's not because they belong to the Church of Mac! That's ridiculous. -...



I get asked a lot why Apple's customers are so loyal. It's not because they belong to the Church of Mac! That's ridiculous.

- Steve Jobs

I would love to have twins. I think there's something nice about having two babies, and they're there for each other their whole...





I would love to have twins. I think there's something nice about having two babies, and they're there for each other their whole entire life.

- Melanie Brown

Oh I'll stay with you through the ups and the downs, Yes I'll stay with you when no one else is around, When the dark clouds arr...



Oh I'll stay with you through the ups and the downs,
Yes I'll stay with you when no one else is around,
When the dark clouds arrive I will stay by your side,
I know we'll be alright I will stay with you.

- John Legend, "Stay With You"

Amateurs worry about equipment, professionals worry about money, masters worry about light, I just take pictures. - Vernon Trent



Amateurs worry about equipment, professionals worry about money, masters worry about light, I just take pictures.

- Vernon Trent

EVE: Directive? [WALL-E demonstrates his trash-compacting function] WALL-E: Ta-dah! EVE: Ohhh... WALL-E: Dirrrrr-ect-tivvve? EVE: Dir...



EVE: Directive?
[WALL-E demonstrates his trash-compacting function]
WALL-E: Ta-dah!
EVE: Ohhh...
WALL-E: Dirrrrr-ect-tivvve?
EVE: Directive?
[WALL-E nods]
EVE: Classified.
WALL-E: Oh.

- WALL-E

Music is what life sounds like. - Eric Olson





Music is what life sounds like.

- Eric Olson

Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others. - Jonathan Swift




Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.

- Jonathan Swift

Technology is nothing. What's important is that you have a faith in people, that they're basically good and smart, and if you giv...




Technology is nothing. What's important is that you have a faith in people, that they're basically good and smart, and if you give them tools, they'll do wonderful things with them.

- Steve Jobs

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff




There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million.

- Walt Streightiff

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain




You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

- Mark Twain