Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it. - Max ...



Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it.

- Max Frisch

Time is the longest distance between two places. - Tennessee Williams




Time is the longest distance between two places.

- Tennessee Williams

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig




That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel.
- Robert M. Pirsig

Learning is like rowing upstream; not to advance is to drop back. - Chinese Proverb




Learning is like rowing upstream; not to advance is to drop back.

- Chinese Proverb

It is good for younger people to see how things were done before modern conveniences when you sat...




It is good for younger people to see how things were done before modern conveniences when you sat in the tractor exposed to the cold, heat and rain. These tractors were before air conditioning, heat and stereos. This also gives the older people an opportunity to relive memories.

- Gerald Anderson

I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel. - E. B. White


I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel.

- E. B. White

I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notic...



I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it.

- Alice Walker

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth o...



The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.

- Paula Poundstone

A vigorous five-mile walk will do more good for an unhappy but otherwise healthy adult than all th...



A vigorous five-mile walk will do more good for an unhappy but otherwise healthy adult than all the medicine and psychology in the world.

- Paul Dudley White

The city disappears street by street as you enter it. - Ian Seed




The city disappears street by street as you enter it.

- Ian Seed

Some places speak distinctly. Certain dark gardens cry aloud for a murder; certain old houses deman...


Some places speak distinctly. Certain dark gardens cry aloud for a murder; certain old houses demand to be haunted; certain coasts are set apart for shipwreck.

- Robert Louis Stevenson

Facts must be faced. Vegetables simply don't taste as good as most other things do. - Peg Brac...


Facts must be faced. Vegetables simply don't taste as good as most other things do.

- Peg Bracken, The Compleat I Hate to Cook Book

I perceive God everywhere in His works. I sense Him in me; I see Him all around me. - Jean-Jacqu...




I perceive God everywhere in His works. I sense Him in me; I see Him all around me.

- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I...





In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say "scientists"? I meant "Irish people."

- Tina Fey

In my world there would be as many public libraries as there are Starbucks. - Henry Rollins



In my world there would be as many public libraries as there are Starbucks.

- Henry Rollins

Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece...



Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.

- Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters

Flowers have an expression of countenance as much as men and animals. Some seem to smile; some hav...



Flowers have an expression of countenance as much as men and animals. Some seem to smile; some have a sad expression; some are pensive and diffident; others again are plain, honest and upright, like the broad-faced sunflower and the hollyhock.

- Henry Ward Beecher

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good ...



I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

- Frank Sinatra

Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong




Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.

- Don Kardong

Throwing money at something doesn't really create - forgive me that onerous word - art. - Ha...




Throwing money at something doesn't really create - forgive me that onerous word - art.

- Harold Prince

Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is so...



Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy.

- Albert Einstein

If cats could talk, they wouldn't. - Nan Porter



If cats could talk, they wouldn't.

- Nan Porter

No matter how sophisticated the camera, the photographer is still the one that makes it. - Doug Ba...


No matter how sophisticated the camera, the photographer is still the one that makes it.

- Doug Bartlow

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the go...



It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course.

- Hank Aaron

A fiddler on the roof. Sounds crazy, no? But here, in our little village of Anatevka, you might sa...



A fiddler on the roof. Sounds crazy, no? But here, in our little village of Anatevka, you might say every one of us is a fiddler on the roof trying to scratch out a pleasant, simple tune without breaking his neck. It isn't easy. You may ask 'Why do we stay up there if it's so dangerous?' Well, we stay because Anatevka is our home. And how do we keep our balance? That I can tell you in one word: tradition!

- Fiddler on the Roof

The charity that is a trifle to us can be precious to others. - Homer


The charity that is a trifle to us can be precious to others.

- Homer

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney



The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

- Andy Rooney

Left-handers are wired into the artistic half of the brain, which makes them imaginative, creative,...


Left-handers are wired into the artistic half of the brain, which makes them imaginative, creative, surprising, ambiguous, exasperating, stubborn, emotional, witty, obsessive, infuriating, delightful, original, but never, never, dull.

- James T deKay and Sandy Huffaker from ‘The World’s Greatest Left-Handers: Why Left-Handers are Just Plain Better than Everybody Else’

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! - Anonymous



Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!

- Anonymous

Sometimes it's important to work for that pot of gold. But other times it's essential to ...



Sometimes it's important to work for that pot of gold. But other times it's essential to take time off and to make sure that your most important decision in the day simply consists of choosing which color to slide down on the rainbow.

- Douglas Pagels, These Are the Gifts I'd Like to Give to You