Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple? - National Lampoons Chris...





Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?

- National Lampoons Christmas Vacation

Sometimes you read a book so special that you want to carry it around with you for months after yo...



Sometimes you read a book so special that you want to carry it around with you for months after you've finished just to stay near it.

- Markus Zusak

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson



Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

- Henry Lawson

I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of ...



I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants can make you feel is better than any therapist, because when you look in the mirror, you see a different person—you are a different person. It's superficial change that can lead to real change.

- Greg Behrendt

I go to the gym three days a week. You have to or else - I don't want to be the guy that dies ...



I go to the gym three days a week. You have to or else - I don't want to be the guy that dies shoveling snow.

- Douglas Coupland

Prepare for the worst and you won’t be disappointed. - John Connolly, The Wolf in Winter




Prepare for the worst and you won’t be disappointed.

- John Connolly, The Wolf in Winter

Spring passes and one remembers one's innocence. Summer passes and one remembers one's e...




Spring passes and one remembers one's innocence.
Summer passes and one remembers one's exuberance.
Autumn passes and one remembers one's reverence.
Winter passes and one remembers one's perseverance.

- Yoko Ono

I could go running And racing And dancing And chasing And leaping And bounding Hair flying He...

I could go running
And racing
And dancing
And chasing
And leaping
And bounding
Hair flying
Heart pounding
And splashing
And reeling
And finally feeling
Now's when my life begins!

- "When Will My Life Begin," Tangled

Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. - Og Mandino




Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later.

- Og Mandino

We forget just how painfully dim the world was before electricity. A candle, a good candle, provi...




We forget just how painfully dim the world was before electricity. A candle, a good candle, provides barely a hundredth of the illumination of a single 100 watt light bulb.

- Bill Bryson

Music as background to me becomes like a mosquito, an insect. In the studio we have big speakers, a...


Music as background to me becomes like a mosquito, an insect. In the studio we have big speakers, and to me that's the way music should be listened to. When I listen to music, I want to just listen to music.

- David Lynch

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old ag...



A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'

- Tommy Cooper

What I like about photographs is that they capture a moment that’s gone forever, impossible to rep...



What I like about photographs is that they capture a moment that’s gone forever, impossible to reproduce.

- Karl Lagerfeld

Team spirit spurs me on. I've always found it easier to be strong for other people than for my...



Team spirit spurs me on. I've always found it easier to be strong for other people than for myself.

- Cheryl Cole

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen




There is a crack in everything.
That's how the light gets in.

- Leonard Cohen

It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people. - F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great...




It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.

- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

Frost is the greatest artist in our clime - he paints in nature and describes in rime. - Thomas H...



Frost is the greatest artist in our clime - he paints in nature and describes in rime.

- Thomas Hood

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any directio...




You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.

- Dr. Seuss

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd




In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence.

- Robert Lynd

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins


The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle.

- Richard Dawkins

Feeling fat lasts nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever. - Nikki Dalton



Feeling fat lasts nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever.

- Nikki Dalton

The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep. ...



The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep.

- Robert Frost

Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is reall...



Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.

- John Ruskin

The windows of my soul I throw Wide open to the sun. - John Greenleaf Whittier



The windows of my soul I throw
Wide open to the sun.

- John Greenleaf Whittier

Into the woods To get the thing That makes it worth The journeying. - Into The Woods, "Pr...



Into the woods
To get the thing
That makes it worth
The journeying.

- Into The Woods, "Prologue Into The Woods"

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan


I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.

- Ronald Reagan

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson




Money often costs too much.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A tree is such a rich metaphor in a million beautiful ways. You can consider a tree growing and con...


A tree is such a rich metaphor in a million beautiful ways. You can consider a tree growing and consider its connectedness to all things above and under the ground.

- Ann Brashares

We are never prepared for what we expect. - James A. Michener, Caravans


We are never prepared for what we expect.

- James A. Michener, Caravans

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest. - Frank Sinatra...



I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

- Frank Sinatra

The West has made people too time-conscious, not knowing where they are going but speeding to get...




The West has made people too time-conscious, not knowing where they are going but speeding to get there because time is short.

- Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh