August 31, 2016

Everything you'll ever need to know is within you; the secrets of the universe are imprinted on the cells of your body.

- Dan Millman

August 30, 2016

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable.

- Donald Trump

August 29, 2016

Come with me and you'll be;
In a world of pure imagination;
Take a look and you'll see;
Into your imagination.

- Willy Wonka, “Pure Imagination”

August 28, 2016

Time sometimes flies like a bird, sometimes crawls like a snail; but a man is happiest when he does not even notice whether it passes swiftly or slowly.

- Ivan Turgenev

August 27, 2016

For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return.

- Leonardo da Vinci

August 26, 2016

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf.

- Robert Lynd

August 25, 2016

I didn't expect babies to need so many diapers. Nobody told me they needed to be changed so often.

- Shakira

August 24, 2016

Nostalgia, the vice of the aged. We watch so many old movies our memories come in monochrome.

- Angela Carter

August 23, 2016

Take a picture, trick, I'm on a boat, bitch;
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp;
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies;
I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies.

- The Lonely Island, “I’m on a Boat”

August 22, 2016

It's like shutting the barn door after the horse escaped.

- John Morrison

August 21, 2016

We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.

- Abraham Lincoln

August 20, 2016

I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.

- Dave Barry

August 19, 2016

Raj: I’ll tell you what. How about we go rock-paper-scissors?

Sheldon: Ooh, I don't think so. Anecdotal evidence suggests that in the game of rock-paper-scissors, players familiar with each other will tie 75 to 80% of the time due to the limited number of outcomes. I suggest rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock.

Raj: What?

Sheldon: It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

- Big Bang Theory

August 18, 2016

Hey, where're you going? Oh man, I can't feel my toes! I don't have any toes! I think I need a hug.

- Donkey, Shrek

August 17, 2016

No one wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your salad and be sad.

- Bill Murray

August 16, 2016

I do believe something very magical can happen when you read a good book.

- J.K. Rowling

August 15, 2016

To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything but your heart.

- Phyllis Theroux

August 14, 2016

People have the illusion that all over the world, all the time, all kinds of fantastic things are happening. When in fact, over most of the world, most of the time, nothing is happening.

- David Brinkley

August 13, 2016

Round the chimney, step in time
Never need a reason, never need a rhyme
Round the chimney, step in time.

- Dick Van Dyke, "Step in Time"

August 12, 2016

Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals. He sets them to work, he gives back to them the bare minimum that will prevent them from starving, and the rest he keeps for himself.

- George Orwell, Animal Farm

August 11, 2016

You fake something until you're good at it.

- Al Yankovic

August 10, 2016

When you go in search of honey you must expect to be stung by bees.

- Joseph Joubert

August 09, 2016

Some pain you can distance yourself from, but a headache sits right where you live.

- Mark Lawrence

August 08, 2016

I feel most at home in the water. I disappear. That's where I belong.

- Michael Phelps

August 07, 2016

Where ever I am I always find myself looking out the window wishing I was somewhere else.

- Angelina Jolie

August 06, 2016

I live in New York, and I love New York as well, but I think Los Angeles is a place where if you have the right person with you, there are all these little worlds that you would never guess by just looking at the exterior of what the city is.

- Greta Gerwig

August 05, 2016

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality.

- Nikos Kazantzakis

August 04, 2016

Get outside. Watch the sunrise. Watch the sunset. How does that make you feel? Does it make you feel big or tiny? Because there's something good about feeling both.

- Amy Grant

August 03, 2016

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty.

- Zig Ziglar

August 02, 2016

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

- Mitch Hedberg

August 01, 2016

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

- Winston S. Churchill