Homer Simpson: I share your xylophobia! Lisa Simpson: No, Dad, you mean "xenophobia". Xylophobia would be the fear of xylopho...





Homer Simpson: I share your xylophobia!
Lisa Simpson: No, Dad, you mean "xenophobia". Xylophobia would be the fear of xylophones.
Homer Simpson: I *am* afraid of xylophones. It's the music you hear when skeletons are dancing!

- The Simpsons

And I Jack, the Pumpkin King, have grown so tired of the same old thing. - Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas




And I Jack, the Pumpkin King, have grown so tired of the same old thing.

- Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell



Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence.

- Colin Powell

Keep your eye on the ball. - Chris Lagassey




Keep your eye on the ball.

- Chris Lagassey

For those of you of weaker constitution For those of you who may be faint of heart This is a tale of revenge and retribution So if you...




For those of you of weaker constitution
For those of you who may be faint of heart
This is a tale of revenge and retribution
So if you're smart
Before we start
You'd best depart.

- A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder, “A Warning to the Audience”

For one to turn over a new leaf, one must separate itself from the branches of habit. - Author Unknown




For one to turn over a new leaf, one must separate itself from the branches of habit.

- Author Unknown

Hold on, man. We don't go anywhere with "scary," "spooky," "haunted," or "forbidden" in the t...




Hold on, man. We don't go anywhere with "scary," "spooky," "haunted," or "forbidden" in the title.

- Scooby-Doo

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete....




You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete.

- R. Buckminster Fuller

In autumn, don’t go to jewelers to see gold; go to the parks! - Mehmet Murat ildan




In autumn, don’t go to jewelers to see gold; go to the parks!

- Mehmet Murat ildan

Whenever you wear your hat, your day will be special. - Margo Nickel




Whenever you wear your hat, your day will be special.

- Margo Nickel

Everyone on earth has a treasure that awaits him. - Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist




Everyone on earth has a treasure that awaits him.

- Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist

A man is not complete until he has seen the baby he has made. - Sammy Davis, Jr.





A man is not complete until he has seen the baby he has made.

- Sammy Davis, Jr.

Autumn carries more gold in its pocket than all the other seasons. - Jim Bishop





Autumn carries more gold in its pocket than all the other seasons.

- Jim Bishop

The Amazon rainforest has 2.5 million species of insects. That's more bugs than iOS 7. - Internet meme, c.2013





The Amazon rainforest has 2.5 million species of insects. That's more bugs than iOS 7.

- Internet meme, c.2013

Failure is a bruise. Not a tattoo. - Jon Sinclair





Failure is a bruise. Not a tattoo.

- Jon Sinclair

Life is unpredictable, It changes with the seasons, Even your coldest winter, Happens for better reasons, And though it feels eterna...





Life is unpredictable,
It changes with the seasons,
Even your coldest winter,
Happens for better reasons,
And though it feels eternal,
Like all you’ll ever do is freeze,
I promise spring is coming,
And with it, brand new leaves.

- e.h

Everything in life has its price. - Paulo Coelho




Everything in life has its price.

- Paulo Coelho

I wanted a perfect ending.  Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear b...



I wanted a perfect ending.  Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end.  Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.

- Gilda Radner

I've got so many mountains to climb and goals to conquer. I've got so many scars I want to leave on the planet. I just feel like...





I've got so many mountains to climb and goals to conquer. I've got so many scars I want to leave on the planet. I just feel like I'm not there yet. I feel like I am just getting started.

- Nikki Sixx

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas. - Drew Carey ...





I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.

- Drew Carey

The sun rises over the Grand Canyon, igniting rocks that have been there for two billion years before we were born and will likely remai...





The sun rises over the Grand Canyon, igniting rocks that have been there for two billion years before we were born and will likely remain two billion years after we're gone. My heart aches with the cruel and unimaginable beauty of it. We are nothing. We are everything.

- Sarah Ockler (The Book of Broken Hearts)

In the Grand Canyon, Arizona has a natural wonder which is in kind absolutely unparalleled throughout the rest of the world. - Theodore ...




In the Grand Canyon, Arizona has a natural wonder which is in kind absolutely unparalleled throughout the rest of the world.

- Theodore Roosevelt

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring




Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.

- J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. - Evan Esar




Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

- Evan Esar

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir




The mountains are calling and I must go.

- John Muir

To photograph is to hold one's breath, when all faculties converge to capture fleeting reality. It's at that precise moment that ...




To photograph is to hold one's breath, when all faculties converge to capture fleeting reality. It's at that precise moment that mastering an image becomes a great physical and intellectual joy.

- Henri Cartier-Bresson

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev





Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun.

- Nina Dobrev

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F. Kennedy




Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.

- John F. Kennedy

Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself. - John Dewey




Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself.

- John Dewey

Denver is a city that will be far more defined by its future than its past. - John Hickenlooper



Denver is a city that will be far more defined by its future than its past.

- John Hickenlooper

Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another. - Anatole France, The Crime of Sylvestre Bo...




Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another.

- Anatole France, The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard