Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living? - Bob Marley




Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

- Bob Marley

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen




If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

- Woody Allen

There are people who have money and people who are rich. - Coco Chanel





There are people who have money and people who are rich.

- Coco Chanel

I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it's a healthy outl...





I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it's a healthy outlet for them. If they weren't covering their lawns with twinkling lights, they'd be doing something that was really, really creepy.

- Lewis Black

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman




What is a home without children? Quiet.

- Henny Youngman

The nutcracker sits under the holiday tree, a guardian of childhood stories. Feed him walnuts and he will crack open a tale. - Vera Naza...




The nutcracker sits under the holiday tree, a guardian of childhood stories. Feed him walnuts and he will crack open a tale.

- Vera Nazarian, The Perpetual Calendar of Inspiration

May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump, May your potatoes & gravy have nary a lump, May your yams be delicious, may y...




May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes & gravy have nary a lump,
May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize,
May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs.

- C. J. Beaman, “Twas The Night Of Thanksgiving”

Cleanliness is very important. If you let kids make a total mess in the kitchen and then leave, you're not really teaching them anyth...




Cleanliness is very important. If you let kids make a total mess in the kitchen and then leave, you're not really teaching them anything.

- Emeril Lagasse

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Colin Powell





There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.

- Colin Powell

Hope can be the most wonderful thing in the world or it can crush your heart like an eggshell. - Harlan Coben




Hope can be the most wonderful thing in the world or it can crush your heart like an eggshell.

- Harlan Coben

Sometimes God writes straightforward in twisted lines. - Gloria Trevi





Sometimes God writes straightforward in twisted lines.

- Gloria Trevi

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Charles Addams




Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.

- Charles Addams

A photographer went to a socialite party in New York. As he entered the front door, the host said 'I love your pictures - they're...




A photographer went to a socialite party in New York. As he entered the front door, the host said 'I love your pictures - they're wonderful; you must have a fantastic camera.' He said nothing until dinner was finished, then: 'That was a wonderful dinner; you must hava a terrific stove.

- Sam Haskins

We don't create a fantasy world to escape reality. We create it to be able to stay. - Lynda Barry




We don't create a fantasy world to escape reality. We create it to be able to stay.

- Lynda Barry

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two ki...




Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.

- Christopher Morley

Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings. - Jane Austen




Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings.

- Jane Austen

Education isn't something you can finish. - Isaac Asimov




Education isn't something you can finish.

- Isaac Asimov

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thích Nhất Hạnh




Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.

- Thích Nhất Hạnh

Everybody loves things that sparkle. - Philip Treacy





Everybody loves things that sparkle.

- Philip Treacy

A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take. - Cardinal Mermillod




A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take.

- Cardinal Mermillod

I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug ten people at a time. - Drew Barrymore




I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug ten people at a time.

- Drew Barrymore

A manager is a guide. He takes a group of people and says, 'With you I can make us a success; I can show you the way.' - Arsene ...




A manager is a guide. He takes a group of people and says, 'With you I can make us a success; I can show you the way.'

- Arsene Wenger

Children don't vote but adults who do must stand up and vote for them. - Marian Wright Edelman




Children don't vote but adults who do must stand up and vote for them.

- Marian Wright Edelman

The longer you ignore these issues the greater the drain on your energy levels. Identify them and take action now. - Erin Martin




The longer you ignore these issues the greater the drain on your energy levels. Identify them and take action now.

- Erin Martin

Antique things have an appreciation and worth. Something can be old, but it can be timeless; therefore, it becomes an antique. If this an...




Antique things have an appreciation and worth. Something can be old, but it can be timeless; therefore, it becomes an antique. If this antique is preserved and deemed precious, it could be passed down as a family heirloom.

- CeeLo Green

I am learning every day to allow the space between where I am and where I want to be to inspire me and not terrify me. - Tracee Ellis Ro...




I am learning every day to allow the space between where I am and where I want to be to inspire me and not terrify me.

- Tracee Ellis Ross

The biggest risk is not taking any risk... In a world that changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not ...





The biggest risk is not taking any risk... In a world that changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks.

- Mark Zuckerberg

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. - Jack Benny




I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

- Jack Benny

Self-respect--the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious. - H.L. Mencken




Self-respect--the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious.

- H.L. Mencken

The tragedy of life doesn’t lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach. - Benjamin Elijah Mays




The tragedy of life doesn’t lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach.

- Benjamin Elijah Mays