Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living? - Bob Marley




Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

- Bob Marley

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very...




If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

- Woody Allen

There are people who have money and people who are rich. - Coco Chanel





There are people who have money and people who are rich.

- Coco Chanel

I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all th...





I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it's a healthy outlet for them. If they weren't covering their lawns with twinkling lights, they'd be doing something that was really, really creepy.

- Lewis Black

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman




What is a home without children? Quiet.

- Henny Youngman

The nutcracker sits under the holiday tree, a guardian of childhood stories. Feed him walnuts and...




The nutcracker sits under the holiday tree, a guardian of childhood stories. Feed him walnuts and he will crack open a tale.

- Vera Nazarian, The Perpetual Calendar of Inspiration

May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump, May your potatoes & gravy have nary a ...




May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes & gravy have nary a lump,
May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize,
May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs.

- C. J. Beaman, “Twas The Night Of Thanksgiving”

Cleanliness is very important. If you let kids make a total mess in the kitchen and then leave, y...




Cleanliness is very important. If you let kids make a total mess in the kitchen and then leave, you're not really teaching them anything.

- Emeril Lagasse

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from f...





There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.

- Colin Powell

Hope can be the most wonderful thing in the world or it can crush your heart like an eggshell. -...




Hope can be the most wonderful thing in the world or it can crush your heart like an eggshell.

- Harlan Coben

Sometimes God writes straightforward in twisted lines. - Gloria Trevi





Sometimes God writes straightforward in twisted lines.

- Gloria Trevi

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Charles Addams




Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.

- Charles Addams

A photographer went to a socialite party in New York. As he entered the front door, the host said...




A photographer went to a socialite party in New York. As he entered the front door, the host said 'I love your pictures - they're wonderful; you must have a fantastic camera.' He said nothing until dinner was finished, then: 'That was a wonderful dinner; you must hava a terrific stove.

- Sam Haskins

We don't create a fantasy world to escape reality. We create it to be able to stay. - Lynda ...




We don't create a fantasy world to escape reality. We create it to be able to stay.

- Lynda Barry

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really im...




Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.

- Christopher Morley

Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings. - Jane Austen




Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings.

- Jane Austen

Education isn't something you can finish. - Isaac Asimov




Education isn't something you can finish.

- Isaac Asimov

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of you...




Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.

- Thích Nhất Hạnh

Everybody loves things that sparkle. - Philip Treacy





Everybody loves things that sparkle.

- Philip Treacy

A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take. - Car...




A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take.

- Cardinal Mermillod

I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug ten people at a time. - Drew Barrymore ...




I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug ten people at a time.

- Drew Barrymore

A manager is a guide. He takes a group of people and says, 'With you I can make us a success;...




A manager is a guide. He takes a group of people and says, 'With you I can make us a success; I can show you the way.'

- Arsene Wenger

Children don't vote but adults who do must stand up and vote for them. - Marian Wright Edelm...




Children don't vote but adults who do must stand up and vote for them.

- Marian Wright Edelman

The longer you ignore these issues the greater the drain on your energy levels. Identify them and...




The longer you ignore these issues the greater the drain on your energy levels. Identify them and take action now.

- Erin Martin

Antique things have an appreciation and worth. Something can be old, but it can be timeless; ther...




Antique things have an appreciation and worth. Something can be old, but it can be timeless; therefore, it becomes an antique. If this antique is preserved and deemed precious, it could be passed down as a family heirloom.

- CeeLo Green

I am learning every day to allow the space between where I am and where I want to be to inspire m...




I am learning every day to allow the space between where I am and where I want to be to inspire me and not terrify me.

- Tracee Ellis Ross

The biggest risk is not taking any risk... In a world that changing really quickly, the only str...





The biggest risk is not taking any risk... In a world that changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks.

- Mark Zuckerberg

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. - Jack...




I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

- Jack Benny

Self-respect--the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious. - H.L. Mencken




Self-respect--the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious.

- H.L. Mencken

The tragedy of life doesn’t lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to ...




The tragedy of life doesn’t lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach.

- Benjamin Elijah Mays