Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experi...





Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.

- Hal Borland

The jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. - Christmas Vacation





The jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

- Christmas Vacation

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? - John Clee...





If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

- John Cleese

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign ...





Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influence of the earth.

- Henry David Thoreau

May your walls know joy, may every room hold laughter and every window open to great possibility....




May your walls know joy, may every room hold laughter and every window open to great possibility.

- Maryanne Radmacher-Hershey

Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about. - Maril...





Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.

- Marilyn Monroe

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christma...






One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.

- Andy Rooney

Happiness is a thing to be practiced, like the violin. - John Lubbock




Happiness is a thing to be practiced, like the violin.

- John Lubbock

Clark Griswold: Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. ...




Clark Griswold: Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

- National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. - Erma ...



Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.

- Erma Bombeck

Gimbel's Manager: Why are you smiling like that? Buddy: I just like to smile, smiling's ...




Gimbel's Manager: Why are you smiling like that?
Buddy: I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite!

- Elf

I miss the good old days when women thought mistletoe was fun... and not sexual harassment. - Me...




I miss the good old days when women thought mistletoe was fun... and not sexual harassment.

- Melanie White

Being a traditionalist, I'm a rabid sucker for Christmas. In July, I'm already worried th...




Being a traditionalist, I'm a rabid sucker for Christmas. In July, I'm already worried that there are only 146 shopping days left.

- John Waters

Scott Calvin: Charlie, stay away from those things. They're reindeer, you don't know wher...




Scott Calvin: Charlie, stay away from those things. They're reindeer, you don't know where they've been. They all look like they've got key lime disease.

- The Santa Clause

Kindness is like snow-it beautifies everything it covers. - Croft M. Pentz



Kindness is like snow-it beautifies everything it covers.

- Croft M. Pentz

Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream...



Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it.

- Sai Baba

Being organized is beginning with a plan to make a plan for whatever you plan to do. - Big Apple ...



Being organized is beginning with a plan to make a plan for whatever you plan to do.

- Big Apple Organizers Professional Organizers

Buddy: [whispering to the department store Santa] You sit on a throne of lies! - Elf



Buddy: [whispering to the department store Santa] You sit on a throne of lies!

- Elf

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster. - Jonathan Swift




He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.

- Jonathan Swift

If you see the world in black and white, you're missing important grey matter. - Jack Fyock ...




If you see the world in black and white, you're missing important grey matter.

- Jack Fyock

More pathetic than the digital age is the people who love it. They buy right into the "newer...




More pathetic than the digital age is the people who love it. They buy right into the "newer is always better" ideology and they can't seem to grasp that the fun of VHS tapes, super 8 film, darkroom photography and vinyl records is far more worthwhile and human than the cold, high-tech atmosphere of everything being digitized. As the 21st century progresses, yeah, we'll have our Netflix and our cellular phones and our artificial intelligence and our implanted microchips - and future generations will have lost something valuable. Sadly, they won't even know what they've lost because we're taking it all away from them.

- Rebecca McNutt

Jesus came to be the light for the world, and then there's the Christmas star and the idea o...





Jesus came to be the light for the world, and then there's the Christmas star and the idea of letting your light shine...But not blinding your neighbor with it.

- Marta Perry

A darkened theater. Final whispers. Black. The projector streams through. The picture surrounds. ...




A darkened theater. Final whispers. Black. The projector streams through. The picture surrounds. I fall away. You reach me.

- Jolene Stockman, The Jelly Bean Crisis

When you're filming, it's very different from what you see on screen. - Maisie Williams...





When you're filming, it's very different from what you see on screen.

- Maisie Williams

The more you'll dress up the more fun you'll have. - Brian Molko





The more you'll dress up the more fun you'll have.

- Brian Molko

I'd rather do community service than sit and write a load of Christmas cards. - Paul O'...





I'd rather do community service than sit and write a load of Christmas cards.

- Paul O'Grady

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono






Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

- Edward de Bono

Never say there is nothing beautiful in the world anymore. There is always something to make you...





Never say there is nothing beautiful in the world anymore. There is always something to make you wonder in the shape of a tree, the trembling of a leaf.

- Albert Schweitzer

Smell is so powerful, you know. My grannies would both bake things like shortbreads and cookies. ...




Smell is so powerful, you know. My grannies would both bake things like shortbreads and cookies. I think whenever I smell those kinds of things it really takes me back to my childhood.

- Curtis Stone

Chivalry: It's the little boy that kisses my hand, the young man who holds the door open for ...




Chivalry: It's the little boy that kisses my hand, the young man who holds the door open for me, and the old man who tips his hat to me. None of it is a reflection of me, but a reflection of them.

- Donna Lynn Hope

The camera is much more than a recording apparatus, it is a medium via which messages reach us fr...




The camera is much more than a recording apparatus, it is a medium via which messages reach us from another world.

- Orson Welles