February 28, 2018

I don't really like to drink. I don't like the way alcohol feels or tastes. On occasion I'll do it as a social thing, just to kind of go, 'Hey! I did something with you guys!'

- Reggie Watts

February 27, 2018

Aim for the sky and you'll reach the ceiling. Aim for the ceiling and you'll stay on the floor.

- Bill Shankly

February 26, 2018

I don't want to sound like a Hallmark card, but to be able to wake up each day with food and shelter, that alone is good. Forget aging and the fact that my butt is becoming a little more familiar with my knees than my tailbone. If you are six feet above ground it's a good day. So, give me more!

- Faith Hill

February 25, 2018

The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep.

- Robert Frost

February 24, 2018

Hazard reported ahead. Pot-hole.

- GPS in Detroit

February 23, 2018

The only thing that you absolutely have to know, is the location of the library.

- Albert Einstein

February 22, 2018

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

- Charles M. Schulz

February 21, 2018

Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.

- Author Unknown

February 20, 2018

I never trashed a hotel room or did drugs.

- Sean Connery

February 19, 2018

Life is like a piano; the white keys represent happiness and the black show sadness. But as you go through life's journey, remember that the black keys also create music.

- Ehssan

February 18, 2018

Stay positive and happy. Work hard and don't give up hope. Be open to criticism and keep learning. Surround yourself with happy, warm and genuine people.

- Tena Desae

February 17, 2018

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family.

- Anthony Brandt

February 16, 2018

Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its bobsled time! Cool Runnings!

- Cool Runnings

February 15, 2018

I'm doing my best to raise my son and give him a nurturing, loving, and caring environment so he can grow up and be the best version of himself.

- Miranda Kerr

February 14, 2018

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

- Oscar Levant

February 13, 2018

"Sugar, butter, flour.
My hands pluck the things I know that I'll need;
I'll take the sugar and butter from the pantry;
I add the flour to begin what I am hoping to start;
And then it's down with the recipe;
And bake from the heart."

- Sara Bareilles, "What's Inside"

February 12, 2018

I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

- Steven Wright

February 11, 2018

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

- Ted Nugent

February 10, 2018

When I go to an art gallery and stand in front of a painting, I don't want someone telling me what I should be seeing or thinking; I want to feel whatever I feel, see whatever I see, and figure out what I figure out.

- James Frey

February 09, 2018

Stories are light. Light is precious in a world so dark. Begin at the beginning. Tell Gregory a story. Make some light.

- Kate DiCamillo, The Tale of Despereaux

February 08, 2018

I felt different at 29 because 29, to me, is 30. There are times when I still feel like an actual toddler in a grown-up—well, semi-grown-up—body.

- Anna Kendrick

February 07, 2018

You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. Don’t make money your goal. Instead pursue the things you love doing and then do them so well that people can’t take their eyes off of you.

- Maya Angelou

February 06, 2018

Children make your life important.

- Erma Bombeck

February 05, 2018

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

- Charles M. Schulz

February 04, 2018

I didn’t come this far to only come this far. So we’ve still got further to go.

- Tom Brady

February 03, 2018

I don't wanna be a lost picasso; doing my thing.

- Hot Sauce Johnson

February 02, 2018

It’s ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game – except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that’s important.

- Andy Rooney

February 01, 2018

At the Apple store, the people waiting in line for the iPhone 6 were trampled by the people waiting for the iPhone 7.

- David Letterman