July 31, 2019

One thing I’ve learned: people love a camera, and when I’m filming, they see it, not me, so whenever I need to, I can quietly disappear behind my trusty shield.

- Samira Ahmed, Love, Hate & Other Filters

July 30, 2019

A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water logged stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?

- John Grogan, Marley & Me

July 29, 2019

The human being is very resourceful. When you fight for survival, you don't think much; you just do. If you think too much, you sink.

- Frank Lowy

July 28, 2019

You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
What mood is that?
Last-minute panic.

- Bill Watterson

July 27, 2019

If we wait until we're ready we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives.

- Lemony Snicket

July 26, 2019

Maybe we adults idealize our own red-rover days, the hot afternoons spent playing games that required no coaches, eating foods that involved no nutrition, getting dirty in whole new ways and rarely glancing in the direction of a screen of any kind.

- Nancy Gibbs

July 25, 2019

You don't need 30 million people to listen to your podcast. If 10,000 people listen to your podcast, which is not a hard number to achieve, then 10,000 people are listening, and you can build a community, and literally change the world just recording into a microphone.

- Chris Hardwick

July 24, 2019

You can catch it like the flu.
Someone smiled at me today,
And I started smiling too.

- Author unknown

July 23, 2019

I always get so excited when I get to go to my friends at corporate offices. I am always, like, looking around. I think that's really exciting to be a part of an actual corporate office.

- Chrissy Teigen

July 22, 2019

The mind is like an umbrella. Its most useful when open.

- Walter Gropius

July 21, 2019

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few.

- Anne Morrow Lindbergh

July 20, 2019

For what it’s worth: it’s never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever you want to be. There’s no time limit, stop whenever you want. You can change or stay the same, there are no rules to this thing. We can make the best or the worst of it. I hope you make the best of it. And I hope you see things that startle you. I hope you feel things you never felt before. I hope you meet people with a different point of view. I hope you live a life you’re proud of. If you find that you’re not, I hope you have the courage to start all over again.

- F. Scott Fitzgerald

July 19, 2019

Clark : So, when did you get the tenament on wheels?
Eddie : Oh, that uh, that there's an RV. Yeah, yeah, I borrowed it off a buddy of mine. He took my house, I took the RV. It's a good looking vehicle, ain't it?
Clark : Yeah, it looks so nice parked in the driveway.
Eddie : Yeah, it sure does. But, don't you go falling in love with it now, because, we're taking it with us when we leave here next month.

- National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

July 18, 2019

You simply have to put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead.

- George Lucas

July 17, 2019

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.

- Frank Lloyd Wright

July 16, 2019

For happy health, fuel yourself with dreams and greens.

- Terri Guillemets

July 15, 2019

Is this ride safe?
I assembled it myself last night. I think I did an okay job.
Just okay?
What if something bad happens?
We just move to the next town.

- AT&T OK Carnival Commercial

July 14, 2019

When checking in at an airport, no matter how rude the check-in person is to you, always smile and be nice because you don't know what kind of day they've had. You are going on holiday and they're stuck wherever they are. Be nice to them because they can re-route your baggage to wherever they feel like.

- Ross Kemp

July 13, 2019

If you want to learn to swim jump into the water. On dry land no frame of mind is ever going to help you.

- Bruce Lee

July 12, 2019

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.

- Ted Williams

July 11, 2019

The bicycle is a curious vehicle. Its passenger is its engine.

- John Howard

July 10, 2019

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.

- Roger Caras

July 09, 2019

Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it.

- Ted Ray

July 08, 2019

And when it rains on your parade, look up rather than down. Without the rain, there would be no rainbow.

- Gilbert K. Chesterton

July 07, 2019

The demolition derby is, pure and simple, a form of gladiatorial combat for our times.

- Tom Wolfe

July 06, 2019

Toddlers need to get off the soccer field and onto the playground. Children need to get out of the gym and into neighborhood stickball games. We need to give kids room to create their own rules, set their own terms, and move their bodies in their own ways.

- Darell Hammond

July 05, 2019

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark!

- Pinkfong, "Baby Shark"

July 04, 2019

It will be celebrated with pomp and parade, bonfires and illuminations from one end of this continent to the other.

- John Adams

July 03, 2019

Life isn't always about fireworks. Your fireworks will come. And they'll fizzle out just as fast. Life's an experience, not a destination. All of us have the same destination, but not one of us has an identical experience. You'll find someone who will be there when the fireworks fizzle out and the sky turns black and love you just the same. That’s the one to hold onto.

- Marilyn Grey, Bloom

July 02, 2019

The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

- George Carlin

July 01, 2019

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do.

- Amy Poehler