August 31, 2019

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax — tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

- Pearl Williams

August 30, 2019

I cannot even imagine where I would be today were it not for that handful of friends who have given me a heart full of joy. Let's face it, friends make life a lot more fun.

- Charles R. Swindoll

August 29, 2019

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

- Maria Robinson

August 28, 2019

I am indeed completely nuts, but that doesn't mean I don't care about how I look. Sometimes, I admit, I will privilege appearance over comfort.

- Russell Smith

August 27, 2019

The problem with the mall garage is that everything looks the same. They try to differeriate between levels. They put up different colors, different numbers, different letters. What they need to do is name the levels, like, "Your mother's a whore." You would remember that.

- Seinfeld

August 26, 2019

New year. New feels, new chances. Same dreams, fresh starts.

- Author Unknown

August 25, 2019

Often when you think you're at the end of something, you're at the beginning of something else.

- Fred Rogers

August 24, 2019

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything.

- Plato

August 23, 2019

A ship in port is safe, but that's not what ships are built for.

- Grace Hopper

August 22, 2019

Shop assistant: “Hello, can I help you?”
Vivian: “I was in here yesterday, you wouldn’t wait on me.”
Shop assistant: “Oh.”
Vivian: “You people work on commission, right?”
Shop assistant: “Yeah.”
Vivian: “Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now.”

- Pretty Woman

August 21, 2019

That's all science is. A collection of the best answers we have right now. It's always open to revision. Yesterday's fact is today's question and tomorrow has an answer we don't know yet.

- Elan Mastai, All Our Wrong Todays

August 20, 2019

Joe: We can't let her wander around town in the state she's in!
Roy: Hackett, this is an island. She'll come to, once she hits the water.

- Wings

August 19, 2019

Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party.

- Jimmy Buffett

August 18, 2019

Skeet shooting is probably more satisfying if you really hate skeets.

- Demetri Martin

August 17, 2019

If you feel you have to open a particular door, open it, otherwise all your life that door will haunt your mind!

- Mehmet Murat ildan

August 16, 2019

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!

- Half Baked

August 15, 2019

If you haven't found it yet, keep looking. Don't settle. As with all matters of the heart, you'll know when you find it. And, like any great relationship, it just gets better and better as the years roll on.

- Steve Jobs

August 14, 2019

I am convinced that any photographic attempt to show the complete man is nonsense. We can only show, as best we can, what the outer man reveals. The inner man is seldom revealed to anyone, sometimes not even the man himself.

- Arnold Newman

August 13, 2019

The ideal intern is committed, creative, organized, ambitious, independent, and able to crack a smile, whether meeting a celebrity or folding socks.

- Emily Weiss

August 12, 2019

Filming is a funny combination of having a good time and not being able to wait until it's over.

- Nicole Holofcener

August 11, 2019

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

- Theodore Roosevelt

August 10, 2019

By plucking her petals, you do not gather the beauty of the flower.

- Rabindranath Tagore

August 09, 2019

Aim for the sky, but move slowly, enjoying every step along the way. It is all those little steps that make the journey complete.

- Chanda Kochhar

August 08, 2019

Every adventure requires a first step.

- The Cheshire Cat, Alice in Wonderland

August 07, 2019

We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning...I'm making waffles!

- Shrek

August 06, 2019

216 stitches, each representing struggle, pain, failure, work, passion and purpose. It is a relationship like no other. Enjoy the ride, one day at a time.

- Author Unknown

August 05, 2019

I was once on the phone with Blockbuster Video, which is a very old-fashioned sentence. That’s like when your Gram would be ike, “We’d all go play jacks by the soda fountain.” And you’re like, “Nobody knows what you’re talking about, you idiot.”

- John Mulaney

August 04, 2019

Well I was just wonderin', 'cause I couldn't figure out why, you throw home when we got a two-run lead! You let the tying run get to second, and we lost the lead because of you! You start using your head! That's the lump that's three feet above your ass!

- A League of Their Own

August 03, 2019

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridge to cross and which to burn.

- David Russell

August 02, 2019

Wood is universally beautiful to man. It is the most humanly intimate of all materials.

- Frank Lloyd Wright

August 01, 2019

The noblest art is that of making others happy.

- P.T. Barnum