October 31, 2021

Elliott: He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship. Greg: Well, can't he just beam up? Elliott: This is reality, Greg.

- E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

October 30, 2021

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast.

- Author unknown

October 29, 2021

I shave my legs twice a week. It’s hard the first time you do it. But I’m very lazy. For a team photo in December I just did the fronts.

- David Millar

October 28, 2021

Why are lumberjacks always men?

- Because they're fellers.

October 27, 2021

It is essential to have good tools, but it is also essential that the tools should be used in the right way.

- Wallace D. Wattles

October 26, 2021

An animal’s eyes have the power to speak a great language.

- Martin Buber

October 25, 2021

I don't know that there are real ghosts and goblins, But there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.

- Robert Brault

October 24, 2021

Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

October 23, 2021

You know what it’s like when you go to IKEA and you can’t believe how cheap everything is, and even though you may not need a hundred tea lights, my God, they’re only ninety-nine cents for the whole bag? Or: Sure the throw are filled with a squishy ball of no-doubt toxic whatnot, but they’re so bright and three-for-five-dollars that before you know it you've dropped five hundred bucks, not because you needed any of this crap, but because it was so damn cheap?

- Maria Semple, Where'd You Go, Bernadette

October 22, 2021

If you wait until you can afford to buy everything new, you are missing the point. It is the old, the new, the hand-me-down, the collected, the worn but loved things in your home that make it your own.

- Stacy Risenmay, Not Just a Housewife

October 21, 2021

If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.

- Dov Davidoff

October 20, 2021

You have been my friend. That in itself is a tremendous thing. I wove my webs for you because I liked you. After all, what's a life, anyway? We're born, we live a little while, we die. A spider's life can't help being something of a mess, with all this trapping and eating flies. By helping you, perhaps I was trying to lift up my life a trifle. Heaven knows anyone's life can stand a little of that.

- E.B. White, Charlotte's Web

October 19, 2021

Goodbye, brain scrapers. COVID-19 tests now use gentler nose swabs.

- theconversation.com, Aug. 19, 2020

October 18, 2021

There is something incredibly nostalgic and significant about the annual cascade of autumn leaves.

- Joe L. Wheeler

October 17, 2021

Distance means so little, when someone means so much.

- Tom McNeal, Far Far Away

October 16, 2021

Star Wars' was everything for me. As a little kid, you get to see the movies only once or twice, but playing with the toys in your backyard, that's where you're first telling stories in your head.

- Rian Johnson

October 15, 2021

I feel amazed, elated and shocked.

- Felicity Huffman

October 14, 2021

At the end of the day, if I can say I had fun, it was a good day.

- Simone Biles

October 13, 2021

The purpose of Disneyland is to make people smile.

- Kevin Plank

October 12, 2021

I suddenly realized I was in California. Warm, palmy air – air you can kiss – and palms.

- Jack Kerouac

October 11, 2021

Sport doesn’t build character, it reveals character.

- Mav Levy

October 10, 2021

Let your imagination take you wherever you want to be.

- Bob Ross, The Joy of Painting

October 09, 2021

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

- Germaine Greer

October 08, 2021

Life's a happy game You could clown around forever Neither one of you sees, your natural boundaries Life's one happy game.

- Fox And The Hound, "Best Of Friends"

October 07, 2021

Anxiety does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, but only empties today of its strength.

- Charles Spurgeon

October 06, 2021

Coffee is a hug in a mug.

- Author unknown

October 05, 2021

I'm not a ball hog at all. It may look like it, but I'm not.

- Lamar Jackson

October 04, 2021

Do what you love and the money will follow.

- Marsha Sinetar

October 03, 2021

When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.

- Eckhart Tolle

October 02, 2021

Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.

- Laurence J. Peter

October 01, 2021

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

- Milton Berle