April 30, 2025

Joe as Junior: Syncopators. Does that mean you play that very fast music... jazz? 

Sugar: Yeah. Real Hot. 

Joe as Junior: I guess some like it hot. I personally prefer classical music.

- Some Like It Hot

April 29, 2025

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live.

- Jim Rohn

April 28, 2025

A hard copy? It's fire. People want vinyl and cassette tapes - it's just cool to be able to touch it and feel it.

- Tierra Whack

April 27, 2025

A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.

- James P. Gorman

April 26, 2025

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.

- Gertrude Stein

April 25, 2025

You’ve been watering dead plants for far too long, and it’s time that you turn your devotion inward.

- R.H. Sin, She Fits Inside These Words

April 24, 2025

We can bring positive energy into our daily lives by smiling more, talking to strangers in line, replacing handshakes with hugs, and calling our friends just to tell them we love them.

- Brandon Jenner

April 23, 2025

The beautiful spring came, and when nature resumes her loveliness, the human soul is apt to revive also.

- Harriet Ann Jacobs

April 22, 2025

God gives every bird his worm, but He does not throw it into the nest.

- P. D. James

April 21, 2025

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

- Arnold Palmer

April 20, 2025

Easter is the only time when it’s perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket.

- Evan Esar

April 19, 2025

Wearing a bow tie is a statement. Almost an act of defiance.

- Rick Kaplan

April 18, 2025

Attractive things work better. When you wash and wax a car, it drives better, doesn’t it? Or at least feels like it does.

- Donald A. Norman

April 17, 2025

The problem is when that fun stuff becomes the habit. And I think that's what's happened in our culture. Fast food has become the everyday meal.

- Michelle Obama

April 16, 2025

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.

- John F. Kennedy

April 15, 2025

Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be clean.

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

April 14, 2025

A nap is the most luxurious thing in the world.

- Rick Owens

April 13, 2025

In times of great stress, people often react like emergency vehicles. They either speed up or shut down.

- Karen Salmansohn

April 12, 2025

Life truly begins when you put your house in order.

- Marie Kondo

April 11, 2025

Wilma Flintstone: I work hard all day, too, and what do I get? A lot of yak from you. You at least get out everyday, see things, talk to people. I never get out of this cave.

- The Flintstones

April 10, 2025

Housework can’t kill you, but why take the chance?

- Phyllis Diller

April 09, 2025

My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.

- Elayne Boosler

April 08, 2025

I ran into Target to buy pencils & accidentally spent $257.63.

- Sarcastic Mommy

April 07, 2025

Scarlett Overkill: Work for me, and all this will be yours: respect, power... Stuart the Minion: Banana! Scarlett Overkill: ...Banana!

- Minions

April 06, 2025

I don't know if God is a sports fan or not, but I do know this: He loves a good comeback.

- Lane Kiffin

April 05, 2025

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.

- George Carlin

April 04, 2025

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

- Rita Rudner

April 03, 2025

I am fascinated by people's flaws and delusions: all the messy bits of human nature we all try to pretend we don't have.

- Hattie Morahan

April 02, 2025

Bill Watterson argued with his medium even as he eclipsed it. He was all too aware that no artistic expression better exemplifies our disposable consumer culture than the daily newspaper comic strip: today's masterpiece is tomorrow's birdcage lining.

- Anthony Marra

April 01, 2025

Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna to eat when I get off work.

- Anna Kendrick