June 21, 2008

Waiting on the world to change
Its hard to beat the system
When we're standing at a distance
So we keep waiting (waiting)
Waiting on the world to change.

- John Mayer, "Waiting on the World"

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.

- P.J. O'Rourke

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

- Mark Twain

June 20, 2008

We love car accidents in this country, we're obbsessed with car accidents, I know you're like me, it's 2 in the morning, you're watching TV you're in your living room, you're in bed. All of a sudden outside the corner you can hear "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" ... DAMMIT! Shit that sounded like it was gonna hit! You always want it to hit. "RRRRRRRRR" C'MON! NOTHING! OH! And when you hear the crash, you're psyched, it's like, "RRR *crash* "WHERE ARE MY SHOES?! YES! Have you seen my shoes, fuck it I'm going out without shoes! I'm going out shoeless!

- Dane Cook

June 19, 2008

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser.

- Arnold Palmer

Like a small grey coffee pot sits the squirrel.

- Humbert Wolfe

June 18, 2008

Oh, I like peace, quiet, and especially solitude!

- Dexter's Laboratory

I wouldn't mind being married to you... would you mind being married to me?

- Sex in the City Movie

June 17, 2008

You know a dream is like a river
Ever changin' as it flows
And a dreamer's just a vessel
That must follow where it goes
Trying to learn from what's behind you
And never knowing what's in store
Makes each day a constant battle
Just to stay between the shores;

- Garth Brooks, "The River"

That is the road we all have to take - over the Bridge of Sighs into eternity.

- Soren Kierkegaard

Truths are first clouds; then rain, then harvest and food.

- Henry Ward Beecher

June 16, 2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTIE!

The thunder rolls
And the lightnin' strikes.
Another love grows cold
On a sleepless night,
As the storm blows on
Out of control
Deep in her heart
The thunder rolls.

- Garth Brooks, "The Thunder Rolls"

June 15, 2008

God gave us children so we could have roses in December.

- Armageddon

It is true that money cannot buy happiness but it does make it possible for you to enjoy the best that the world has to offer.

- George S. Clason

Let us go in; the fog is rising.

- Emily Dickinson

There's one sad truth in life I've found
While journeying east and west -
The only folks we really wound
Are those we love the best.
We flatter those we scarcely know,
We please the fleeting guest,
And deal full many a thoughtless blow
To those who love us best.

- Ella Wheeler Wilcox