January 21, 2013

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

- Steven Wright

January 20, 2013

Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

- Al Capp

January 19, 2013

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

- Jerry Seinfeld

January 18, 2013

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

- Erma Bombeck

January 17, 2013

Of winter's lifeless world each tree
Now seems a perfect part;
Yet each one holds summer's secret
Deep down within its heart.

- Charles G. Stater

January 16, 2013

I prefer winter and fall, when you feel the bone structure of the landscape - the loneliness of it, the dead feeling of winter. Something waits beneath it, the whole story doesn't show.

- Andrew Wyeth

January 15, 2013

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

- Robin Williams