August 21, 2016

We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.

- Abraham Lincoln

August 20, 2016

I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.

- Dave Barry

August 19, 2016

Raj: I’ll tell you what. How about we go rock-paper-scissors?

Sheldon: Ooh, I don't think so. Anecdotal evidence suggests that in the game of rock-paper-scissors, players familiar with each other will tie 75 to 80% of the time due to the limited number of outcomes. I suggest rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock.

Raj: What?

Sheldon: It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

- Big Bang Theory

August 18, 2016

Hey, where're you going? Oh man, I can't feel my toes! I don't have any toes! I think I need a hug.

- Donkey, Shrek

August 17, 2016

No one wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your salad and be sad.

- Bill Murray

August 16, 2016

I do believe something very magical can happen when you read a good book.

- J.K. Rowling

August 15, 2016

To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything but your heart.

- Phyllis Theroux