We think fast food is equivalent to pornography, nutritionally speaking.
"F" Word?
May 03, 2008
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Saturday, May 3, 2008
Friday, May 2, 2008
May 02, 2008
You were very good playing a bitch-heroine, but you shouldn't win an award for playing yourself.
Thursday, May 1, 2008
May 01, 2008
Lithography: li·thog·ra·phy (noun) Printing technique using a planographic process in which prints are pulled on a special press from a flat stone or metal surface that has been chemically sensitized so that ink sticks only to the design areas and is repelled by the non-image areas.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
April 30, 2008
Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
April 29, 2008
I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.
Monday, April 28, 2008
April 28, 2008
Sitting around looking out of the window to kill time is one thing but doing it the way you are with binoculars and wild opinions about every little thing you see is, is diseased!
Sunday, April 27, 2008
April 27, 2008
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience.
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